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Kate Patton

@KatePatton20

Christian, #1A #2A Navy Vet. 🇺🇲 My Views Are My Own, Educated BS in law enforcement Conservative, Phd in sarcasm , no Porn, No Trans

Some place in the USA Joined Ocak 2017
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
A couple decide that they need a guard dog. So the guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees “I need a guard dog to protect my apartment” The employee responds “I have the perfect dog for you”, she then showed him a Chihuahua. The man was not impressed and said “I need a dog that can guard our house and fend off burglars, a Chihuahua can’t do that.” “But this is no regular Chihuahua. It’s an attack Chihuahua!” the employee said, “Here, I’ll show you how it works! Attack Chihuahua, chair.” The employee pointed at a chair, and the guy and the employee watched as the Chihuahua destroyed the chair, leaving only splinters behind. “Wow” the guy said “But I still think we need a real guard dog” “Are you sure?” she responded “Here I’ll show you again. Attack Chihuahua, table!” She pointed to a table, and, again, the Chihuahua absolutely destroyed the table. The man said “Okay, okay, I’ll take it.” When he brought it home, his wife was very angry. “Why did you buy a Chihuahua?!” She yelled. “Because” he responded, “this is no ordinary Chihuahua, this is an attack Chihuahua!” Attack Chihuahua, my ass!” she responded 🤣😂🤣😂
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Kinza@Kinza1278·
Today is my birthday I just want a wish 🙏🙏 Thanks for love and respect 💖💖
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CRIXUS@CRIXUSwasHERE·
AM I😡RIGHT?👇
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Olivia 🇺🇸@Excellentsalvic·
Be Brutally honest would you vote to ban Muslim in the USA permanently? 🤔 1. Yes 🙌 2. No 3. Unsure
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ƤƖҲƖЄ@Pixie1z·
This is a great idea. Do you agree?
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Simple Poll Are you okay with Islamic people being BANNED from holding Congressional seats? A. YES B. NO
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𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt
ENGLAND: a Muslim charged with trying to rape a 14-year-old girl. His defense? ‘I’m Muslim, we follow Islamic rules—call my embassy.’ He said it like it’s perfectly normal where he’s from. Ban Islamic immigration and deport Islamists? A. Huge Yes B. No
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A father texts his son, "My Dear Son, Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father." His Son texts back, "Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!" His Father replies, “I know."
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Alina Visooo@Alinavisooo·
MUSLIM FAMILY DEMANDS PUBLIC APOLOGY AFTER SON, 6, WAS SHOWN A CARTOON OF A PIG IN STORY TIME. DO YOU AGREE WITH THE MUSLIM PERSON? A. YES B. NO
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Arooj 1234@aroog1278·
Happy birthday to my daughter! 🎉💕 Some heartless people won’t congratulate her just because she is different. 💔😢
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Alina Visooo@Alinavisooo·
🚨SERIOUS QUESTION: SHARIA LAW IS A DIRECT THREAT TO AMERICA AND CHRISTIANITY. A. TRUE OR B. FALSE
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A Muslim woman storms into a church in Los Angeles, shouting “Allahu Akbar” and declaring she’s there to kill the God of the Jews. Do you support banning Muslims from entering the U.S. and deporting all Muslims who refuse to assimilate?? A. Big yes B. No
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