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@MrHarryCole Wrong, I am against both of them and told Labour so at the time. Because this was exactly the sort of corrosive discourse I knew would result.

Funny how all the people criticising this tweet were fine with Labour’s one accusing the PM of wanting to let all the nonces out of jail. Reap what you sow.

@JonathanPieNews Well it's "Mathematical Double-Struck Capital X" lazily picked from a list of predefined characters.

What the gibbering fuck is this?

@MelodicRecords Sorted, thank you!

@Kevlets Hi Kevo - hopefully you have an email in your inbox now resolving the issue?

@MelodicRecords Hi, how do I access downloads I have purchased? I paid for something 2 days ago but still have no download link. Contacted twice before and today but no response. Thanks.

@thecarolemalone Oh so NOW Tories pretend to care about the homeless. Desperate.

It is not right or fair that there are 271,000 homeless people in this country who get little or nothing from the system yet thousands of economic migrants arrive here illegally on small boats and get free board, lodging and healthcare on tap. express.co.uk/comment/expres…

@S_Hammond "Accept government assurances", we all know how that will work out. Hang your head in shame.

Statement on the Illegal Migration Bill: stephenhammond.net/news/illegal-m…

@S_Hammond Hopefully you won't attack anyone filming the event

@RishiSunak Define "decent job"

Too many students are being sold a university education that won't get them a decent job at the end of it. So I'm cracking down on rip-off degrees and boosting apprenticeships to ensure students get the best deal possible. Widening access. Boosting jobs. Growing the economy.

@S_Hammond @Wimbledon It seems you are concerned with law and order. Where do you stand on assaulting members of the public in the street and smashing their phones?

Disappointing to see the wonderful @Wimbledon Championships be disrupted by Just Stop Oil. The crown jewel in our sporting calendar is not a plaything for professional protesters.

@Uber_Support Done all of that, no difference

@Kevlets We're here to help. If you're having trouble with your app, there are a couple of things you can do to troubleshoot. Please try the following: - Update the app - Restart your device - Update your device's software - Delete and reinstall the app

@Uber_Support Android app failing to work on multiple devices - "check your connection" error. Nothing wrong with connection as all other apps working. Newest is Android 7.0, what's happening?

@S_Hammond @age_uk Until you explain your thuggish assault today nothing you have to say is of any relevance. I am ashamed to be represented by you.

Pleased to join @age_uk in Parliament yesterday to learn more about their work supporting older people.

@snb19692 "Don't publish that", he knows he screwed up. This is my MP and although we disagree on practically everything he has always been polite and civil. Seems the mask has now slipped, he should be charged and have the whip removed. Not fit to be a public servant.

Thug grabs Sylvia’s mobile phone injuring her wrist. He throws her phone to the floor as if nothing he’d did is wrong. This thug is Tory MP for Wimbledon Stephen Hammond. #ToryDisgrace

@snb19692 Any comment on this @S_Hammond ? If you can't handle being filmed and questioned by campaigners without lashing out, assaulting people and damaging property, maybe you aren't really cut out to be an MP.

@RishiSunak Please provide a direct link to evidence of "Labour saying they didn't want you to attend NATO". Or maybe you're just lying?

Labour didn’t want me to attend NATO this week. But I’ll never turn my back on our allies: ➡️ We’re the top contributor to NATO in Europe ➡️ We’re keeping NATO at the cutting edge with tech ➡️ We’ve led the way in Ukraine We should be proud of what this country stands for 🇬🇧

@BorisJohnson I wonder if any of the countless civilians including children who will be killed or maimed by unexploded munitions for years to come, even when the war is over, would agree with you?

Joe Biden has taken a difficult but brave decision to supply cluster munitions to Ukraine. He is right. These are terrible weapons. But they have been used by Putin for over a year in his programme of indiscriminate slaughter of an entirely innocent people. The faster we help the Ukrainians to win, the more lives we will save all round. And never forget - it is the Ukrainians who will use these weapons on their own soil, and to protect themselves.

@minophis @DirkMaggs

@TanjaBueltmann Yes although a small thing, it tells us a great deal about the mindset of the people in charge.

@S_Hammond @PLMRLtd @HealthCommsCon Yes possible, if you are hopefully booted out at the next election

On Wednesday we celebrate 75 of the NHS, here's to 75 more. #NHS75 @PLMRLtd @HealthcommsCon

@montie Or, crazy idea I know, democratically elected politicians agree to respect the law

My controversial view of the day. We may need to politicise the appointment of judges if judges keep undermining democratically elected politicians twitter.com/sturdyAlex/sta…