MistressAspyce.bsky.social

I'm Mistress Aspyce, owner of @DollMaidCrystal, trainer of rubberdolls and latex sissies.

Eevee, Umbreon, Flareon, Jolteon or Espeon. I still think we should've seen a Normal evolution for Eevee by now too.

@firekingfreak1 It's called Eevee.

@HumansNoContext Starts with "F."

Who knows the answer?

@itsme_urstruly She made Tigger's Day so bright!

The way she dropped on the floor to her back, she completely trusted him lol ❤️

😂😂😂

@HaveAnimalAi OMG I can't! 😆

@1CreativePower @_wildclips @HumansNoContext Do people even remember where the whole middle finger thing came from?

@_wildclips @HumansNoContext The battle of the finger🤣

@JayneWalsham @NaomiRipon1111 @SamanthaTaghoy All because your life is going to shit don't ruin the lives of others!

@NaomiRipon1111 @SamanthaTaghoy Do you know how distressing it is for someone who has lost a loved one to suicide , to see a casual remark like "topping himself" give your head a wobble and have some compassion

Dear BBC, A Saudi Arabian man drove a car into a crowd of pedestrians at a Christmas market. Why are you desperately trying to pin the motive on whether he was getting divorced or had lost his job? We all know why he did it. Stop ignoring the obvious.

@Torturebytaco @DollMaidCrystal Actually, the dog can't have garlic. It's toxic to dogs .

@MAspyce @DollMaidCrystal I get the onion and avocado. But garlic!?!?

I'm still getting over that @dollmaidcrystal made 🐶 a teeny tiny taco platter (with no onion, garlic , or avocado) so he could join us for tacos night.

@HumansNoContext GREAT JOB! CONGRATS! 🎉

Me: Mom, can you grab wine from the basement. Mom: Sure. (20 mins later) Me: Mom, where are you? Mom: The basement is too big...I'm lost! Me: (CRYSTAL! The dungeon is LOCKED-locked, right?)

(@MAspyce gives dance lessons) Mistress: No, you’re moving your entire torso. Just move your hips. Put your hand on my hips here. What do you feel? Me: I feel about 4 different flaws in your stance if we go into a grapple. Mistress: 🤦‍♀️ Your hips can do other things, too.

Dammit! My hematite ring broke. I always wear hematite while working because it helps me with my empathy. More precisely, it helps me have less of it. If I'm going to have to be the boss bitch, I need all the help I can get.

I just wanted to let you all know I will be cutting back on my "X" posts. I have left for somewhere the skies are blue and hope to see you all there.

I get a lot of comments saying how perfect and balanced our lifestyle dynamic is. Honestly, 😆 It did not start that way. So much trial and error went into creating our lifestyle. Including a LOT of communication and conversations. Even through all the work, I don't regret it.

@ImaginaryDrinks Many are leaving social media because of certain parties coming into power in January

@MAspyce Are you ok?, something happened?

Crystal and I had a long conversation, and no, we are not disappearing from social media. Our kinky world is normally so hidden no one knows we're there. We want to stay a little visible, so budding kinksters can see there's a place for them somewhere.

Dinner menu time! This week, @MAspyce is going to try cooking a dish she saw online. Mon: Carnitas with tomatillo/avocado sauce Tues: Garlic chicken on tomato-infused linguini Wed: Thanksgiving experiments Thurs: Extremely bougie burgers Fri: “That merriment chicken from TikTok”

Goddammit. My doctor is rejecting me as a patient. Apparently, the staff is complaining that "my lifestyle" is making them uncomfortable. They asked if I was sexually active. I guess I'm going to have to start lying about that, too.

Me: Now, Crystal, I want you to thank me after each impact. *SPANK* 🐶: BARK Crystal: One! Thank you, Mistress. *SPANK* 🐶: BARKBARKBARK! Me: Did you say thank you? Crystal: Yes, Mistress. Me: I think I need a quieter paddle.