SabiGirl Ify

@PeterPsquare I wanna change my birthday year so bad too 😩

I am officially changing my birthday date.

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I just found out that Anne Hathaway optioned the rights to a book about a modern tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to live the life that she’s been selling to her followers online. I am SCREAMING

twitter is only fun when you tweet as if no one is seeing your tweets

You guys don’t really like matcha. You just like all the creams and syrups they use to mask the ACTUAL taste of the matcha. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Have you ever caught the look of hate on someone’s face towards you? I caught it once and it’s so distinct and scary. You can never unsee it

One thing about J Lo: Her movies are typically good watches.

As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood. And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads. As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

Honestly, shout out to water.

Yeah, no. We would've had a real conversation about parasocial behavior. Not raising any stans.

@CollinRugg @GlenWoodfin

@30bguser0 Please Leave OBO out of this

“OBO I know I messed up right, all the hate and joint friendship we had with Burna that didn’t work out, sorry KIng, on behalf of Wiz I want you guys to be cool because it’s shaking right now on our end, you guys need to do music I’m on your side” —DJ Tunez

Davido at home watching Wizkid and Burnaboy fighting dirty online 😂😂😂😂 Na him enjoy pass these days

She is old and still beautiful— Blacks are naturally endowed 😳🤭

@Teeniiola According to Nigeria women she's a slave for cooking for her family

“The reason why Nollywood actors and actresses are poor is because we don’t get Royalties for what we do, we only get paid for our appearance at the shoot. That’s why everyone is running to Youtube” — Patience Ozokwo says 🤦🏾‍♂️

Nancy Pelosi: “I think Hillary Clinton was the most qualified person of that generation. More qualified than her husband, more qualified than George W. Bush, more qualified than Barack Obama. Certainly more qualified than the creature that is there now”

Nadie: El Museo Británico mañana:

god 😂😂😂😂😂