@Obeyamark It's tough, actually. But the caption and the comments under the post 😂
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@Maputodog
bored of everything 😔... love dogs; ain't got none🐕.
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@MrKekeOfLagos I see Orlando taking that series. But that's just me
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and just like that, orlando magic spring the upset to snatch home court on game 1 from the detroit pistons.. well played magic 👏🏽
mr. keke – pablo 🇳🇬@MrKekeOfLagos
suns dismantled. lost by 35. didn't expect less from the oklahoma city thunder anyways.. so far, every home team has won their opening game.. but can the magic and/or blazers change things and each get a win on the road? well, 9-5 no go gree me watch.. will catch up by dawn 🥱
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@holardamolar I've argued that NBA is more electrifying than football. Person wey never watch am nor go understand.
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Those tweets calling Nigeria basketball lovers fake will never not be funny to me 😂
Do you know the requirement to follow up and watch your favorite team(s) as a Nigerian? Staying up by 2, 3am to watch your team play consistently can NEVER be fake.
That’s torture in fact 😂😭
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@holardamolar It has never been a competition even with Embiid
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@MrKekeOfLagos I just think the sixers suck. I still don't think they'll pose any problem, even if with a fit Embiid.
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total destruction of 76ers. complete domination from start to finish for the celtics.. announcers also say it's biggest margin of win in a playoff opener for them in franchise history..
on this showing, it'll take alot and more from any team to beat the celtics over 7
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@bimercury_ Me wey dey Law School 2022 dey watch as GSW dey rape my boys for final. No be only feel among. You'll struggle to either stay awake or wake around the time your team is playing. Doesn't still guarantee they'll win.
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and one idiot will come and say I'm watching to feel among
bis!ayo🧊@bimercury_
being an nba fan in nigeria is torture😭
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@TadyJerry "Spartacus," as obscene as it is has great dialogue
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+ poor dialogues. Epic movies got mad dialogues before, during and after war.
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@TadyJerry I prefer it. Gun and advanced technologies are fast paced. Actions just whizzing past your screen.
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@TadyJerry I prefer it. Gun and advanced technologies are fast paced. Actions just whizzing past your screen.
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😂 I even prefer the archaic shows. Pure grit and testosterone.
Muhammad Sani Garba@____msg
@TadyJerry GOT is archaic for my liking. I want to see guns and advanced technology, not swords and horses.
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Bruno was in the referee’s ear for almost every call, even for a clear yellow like the one Mason Mount got for kicking the ball away. Our captain didn’t speak to the ref all game, not even when Palmer was fouled near the box. Leadership isn’t about shouting, but you can’t pick a captain just because he’s a fan favourite, the role demands someone vocal on the pitch not just for the ref, for your fellow players as well.
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@barcastanaccout @c_mobike I don use, yet I don't see the astronomical difference.
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I don dey think this thing since I wan craze,
Like there’re actually football fans who actually think Vini jnr is a better player than Mbappe and they’ve gone a step further to say it out loud and they’re actually being serious??
I actually thought it was a joke.
Any mind that can conceive and voice such is worse than APC !!
Omo Nigeria needs to work o because some people suppose dey give statement for police station by now !!
This bro is asking which individual award Mbappe has won in Europe stage 😭😭.
Na maximum prison you suppose dey bro 😭😭
Tbabz@tunedaybabz
@c_mobike @LietoGh Which individual award has he won on Europe stage (club level)
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@c_mobike I don't know much about him so I'm asking out of curiosity. What has he won to be placed above Vini?
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@Maputodog Are you guys just rage baiting or something. Asking if mbappe has won any individual awards in club level football in Europe.
Asin that’s actually a question that I’m expected to answer?
You people aren’t serious
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@NonyeKings I'm from Amasiri in Afikpo North Local government. We speak Amasiri.
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I am from Obingwa in Aba, we speak Aba .
Anita Nkechi Ehianugor@damazinganita
I’m from Umunede in Ika North East LGA, Delta State. We speak Ika. Where are you from? 🤔
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@Whamandgummy @itweet_247x @damazinganita @ComlanviSParody That's how we say it. So I don't understand how that isn't Igbo
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@itweet_247x @damazinganita @ComlanviSParody It’s actually ulo ekwukwo in my dialect in ebonyi state.
We use e in place of a.
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Learn Ika with me ☺️
House — Ulor
Farm — Ugboh
Workplace — Ulor orun
Church — Ulor uka
Hospital — Ulor ogwun
Which one did you learn today?
To be continued…
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@Soothsayya @damazinganita @ComlanviSParody My village uses E instead A. What d f is this Ika stuff all about?
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@damazinganita @ComlanviSParody Okay Una just change A to E. That is ekwukwo Akwukwo, then call it ika language that has nothing to do with Igbo. Okay got it👍🏿
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I want to be an idolo
I want to be an influencer
I want to be a big account
Shey you can handle dragging 🤣🤣
Since Sunday, dragging from left right and center🤣
Why una dey maltreat me...? I follow lose money too na.
Don't worry, e go reach una turn o.
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@helayxv I'm just happy I never fell for that unripe plantain PR. I've always preferred it ripe even while consciously trying to avoid sugar
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Unripe plantain is such a useless fad, cos it has the same amount of calories as ripe plantain. Just dabbling in suffering for NOTHING.
CHINAZA OKONKWO@chi81959
Unripe plantain porridge has to be the worst Nigerian delicacy
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Naso dem take born one African boy with Chinese eyes.
Neo Officiall@neo_officialll
Just saw this on TikTok and so many women are agreeing that they did it and it helped make their baby fair and healthy. Please how true is this?. Since when is taking dry gin good for pregnant women?.
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