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MasterTK
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MasterTK
@MasterTK70
The Son Of An Elder 😎
Lagos, Nigeria Joined Ocak 2024
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@instablog9ja Na 3m you wan take live for rich people side 😂
Your friend no tell you say na badore that 3m cover for rent 🤣🤣
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Man narrates what happened after his friend moved to the Island for “opportunities”
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Look at Haaland's goal.
The same thing I always complain about that clowns said I dont know ball. Why do professionals do this nonsense?
Opponent is pressing towards your goal, and instead of facing him, you give him your back while running to your post. The guy had so much time to think about what he wanted to do with the ball because the Senegalese defence were backing him.
As soon as he fed it to Haaland, I knew it was over. Nonsense defending! Till Jesus comes, it will never make sense to me.
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@KALADIMA1972 Your friend can never see any rich-rich people with 3m rent.
From 12m one bedroom ikoyi.
That's what is rich peoples area and rent.
Not 3m
3m na after AJah or somewhere in AJah when no dey get light
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This was why my friend went to rent almost 3m yearly mini flat on the island for proximity to rich people and opportunities
For a whole year na only ball dem dey follow am play
Omolomo. He’s in Ayobo now 😭😭😂
Pamilerin Adegoke@Pamilerin
70% of the reasons you're still broke is your location.
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@MasterTK70 Don't say this
Many woman marry down
And we know this
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Internet on fire: "I can't marry down", daughter of famous nollywood actress Omotola sets internet ablaze.
From Princess Ekeinde, the daughter of notable actress, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde:
"I can't marry down because of the kind of family I come from. If you know, you know. Obviously, there is a standard that my family has already set, and I have to follow that precedence. Anything lower than that is a no-no. Outside of that, I also want to marry up for someone that I love. I think, when you are in a certain standard, you can only go up from that standard."
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MasterTK retweeted
🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Lionel Messi's achievements, He needs:
• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.
🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Cristiano Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:
• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button
• 1 Saudi Pro League Cup.
Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔
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Drink two tablespoons of powdered dried leaves of plantain as tea twice daily.
Heart palpitation will cease. Nature heals.
Emmanuel@opokuaffum222
@HerbalistChief Or if someone can help me to a remedy for heart palpitation; like I would be grateful.
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Even if you hit a man first, he should not hit you back 🤧
This is how y'all ladies get away with nonsense, because simps will grant your stupidddddrd request.
That simp is not me, if you dare touch me first, you surely getting your ass whooped.
Nobody should hit anyone.
ChukwuNonso✍️@Mazi_Chinonso1
Even if I hit you first” you don’t have to retaliate, — lady laments how she can’t marry men that beats their wives even if na she Dey at fault
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I really try hard to limit the “I would never” talk because life comes at you extremely fast and exposes how you’re no different or better than the next person.
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@talk2veee It seems Igbo Jezebels like this went for a meeting and they have a target number to meet up.
Because I don't understand, why it's always Igbo women
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This woman peeled the fingers of her underaged house help with hot water for licking her soup,she boiled the water and peeled her hand. The affected part was cut off because she left it to get rotten,neighbors rushed her to the hospital.
Further investigation showed she inflicted injuries on the girl’s back with candle wax.
She’s been sentenced to life imprisonment for attempted murder.
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It takes 5 minutes to be a millionaire in Abuja with the right connect‼️
Adekunbi🌹❤️@Adhekunbi
Abuja or Lagos?
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MasterTK retweeted
Consolation is not about polished English or saccharine sweetness. Death is a finality. There is really nothing you want to say that is consolatorily satisfying to someone mourning the death of a love one, however good intentioned.
We say it because we have to say something. But it is a life time scar.
PrêẞïdØ@B1LAND1
@Wizarab10 You're literally good with words. How can that even be that you don't know the right words? Your tweets here suggest otherwise abeg
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MasterTK retweeted
Kings.
Don’t make yourself too comfortable in a rental property.
Stop installing tiles, POP, etc in a rental unit.
Make friends with a young realtor, surveyor, lawyer, etc They usually know what’s selling.
Find affordable land in a relatively established neighborhood. It doesn’t have to be a full plot. Even 1/4 plot is fine.
Start developing your own 2 or 3 bedroom bungalow.
This is just an advice and not a military edict so don’t come and bite my head off 😁
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@Dammi_Esq No body should hit anyone, but if she hit you first.
Best shege out of her.
That's you helping her, be a better person.
Because she won't try it with other men again
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As a man, do you think h!tt!ng a woman can ever be justified or it's an act of v!olencé?
Let's discuss 👇🏽👇🏽
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