Kay

iykyk #Scream7

January 1st, 2026! New year, new me 🍾

Fuck everyone get out of @Selfridges now gun shots!! I’m inside

@shirlpuzz Justice for Shirl!

It’s been bleak. It’s been abysmal. The Queen is back.

WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!

A historic night at @LumenField 💫

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

RIP Hulk Hogan.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD, PRINCESS OF POWER!

@MarinaDiamandis Deserved x

SALMA HAYEK JUST FOLLOWED ME

@shirlpuzz The review I needed. Thanks Shirl

Shirl has seen The Penguin Lessons. Melancholily sublime! Shirl can’t cope with animal loss in any capacity. Humans getting butchered? Fabulous! However anything that involves saying goodbye to a feathered friend is too much for Shirl’s bleak heart. It’s ruined the whole weekend

✶ CUNTISSIMO ✶ VIDEO OUT NOW marina.lnk.to/CUNTISSIMOVideo

@MesutFarkeson Thinking of you 💓

All being well, I'll have my gallbladder and giant blocked stone removed in 6 weeks. Can't eat any nice food at all. Lost a stone in a week ffs. Please can you all have curries, burgers and pizzas to make up for my loss. Infact have a Full English for me too.

A small update to my loyal Twitter followers. Been in hospital after coming down with infection due to blocked gallstone. Discharged yesterday. Anyone who has experienced this pain you have my respect. Thought I was dying. Have previously broken my leg, this was way worse.

Today was special. I’m incredibly grateful for and proud of this achievement. Being a kid from Seattle, going through the academy, having the dream to step on the field for my hometown club, to now being the club’s leading scorer is surreal. Thank you Seattle. More to come! 🙌🏻

Mysterious Skin was a traumatising watch. 😭

@nigel4036 Banana and raisin pizza?! Well at least you’re not boring Nigel 😂

BUTTERFLY OUT NOW! marina.lnk.to/BUTTERFLY

@VeganOlive1 Thank you. 🥰

@MissKayMurphy Happy Valentine's Day Kay ❤️💕

Happy #ValentinesDay

@VeganOlive1 @BeyondMeat @marksandspencer One of the best M&S products. Love it on a pizza.

A match made in heaven @BeyondMeat meatballs with @marksandspencer Nduja paste and pasta #Vegan #Crueltyfree 😋👌🌻🌱This is one of my favourite pastes ☺️