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DevOps Engineer | Trading for fun Use Padre for the best fills - https://t.co/YPQy5b0htv

The Bananazone Joined Ekim 2025
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Believe in something 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@stuey_beef Too bad restore is gonna win makerfield
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Stuey Beef 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
If Vladimir Putin changed the voting system days before an election to stop his opponents winning, every British journalist would call it what it is: rigging the rules. Tonight, Labour rammed through a last‑minute switch in the Lords so that if Andy Burnham wins Makerfield and quits as Greater Manchester Mayor, his replacement won’t be chosen on a simple first‑past‑the‑post ballot, but on the supplementary vote system instead. Why now? Because Labour knows the race to replace Burnham would be a straight two‑horse fight with Reform UK – and under FPTP, the candidate with the most votes wins, no second chances, no back‑room redistributions, no “stop Reform” stitch‑ups. Under SV, Labour gets a second bite of the cherry: if their candidate can limp into the top two, they can hoover up second preferences from every other party and magic a “majority” on the second count, even if Reform tops the poll on first preferences. This isn’t “modernising democracy”. It’s the governing party using its Commons majority and the unelected Lords to hurriedly doctor the rules of one specific contest because it’s terrified the voters might choose someone else. When the establishment preached to the world about “rules‑based order”, they forgot to mention one thing: in Britain, the rules are “based” on whether Labour thinks it might lose.
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The floor gets higher slowly, slowly, slowly, then all at once 5m candle.
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Your bro sends you this chart. You aping?
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$Trilly to a trilly baby
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Politics UK@PolitlcsUK·
🚨 NEW: A Ukrainian national and Romanian national have been found guilty of setting fire to Keir Starmer’s home and car
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Chairman ²@Chairman_DN·
after careful consideration and a long discussion with internet friends i have never met irl, ive decided to buy some animal memes on sol. i’m starting to see a cult forming and i genuinely miss these pfp cults movements/raids. maybe, just maybe, we see this again this year, woof
Miyamoto@iruletrenches

after careful consideration and a long discussion with internet friends i have never met irl, ive decided to buy some animal memes on sol. i’m starting to see a cult forming and i genuinely miss these pfp cults movements/raids. maybe, just maybe, we see this again this year, woof

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Monkey@MonkeySDF·
I am going to spend the time to build this out into a proper multiplayer game, with elements from @PlayKintara (hub, idle activities, etc) and other elements more similar to WWC (teaming up w friends to beat dungeons, bosses, etc) Will post updates as I go (if I remember)
Monkey@MonkeySDF

Nevermind! The absolute criminal I was helping decided it was rape o’clock. My bad everyone. 2 days of work & 25 sol down the drain, lovely. Apologies to anyone who lost money I didn’t see this coming.

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Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat·
🚨BREAKING: Bluesky will NOT be blocked for under 16’s as part of UK government’s social media ban
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Monkey@MonkeySDF·
Nevermind! The absolute criminal I was helping decided it was rape o’clock. My bad everyone. 2 days of work & 25 sol down the drain, lovely. Apologies to anyone who lost money I didn’t see this coming.
Monkey@MonkeySDF

Gm (get money) hmm.money/game

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groovy
groovy@0xGroovy·
Any gems?
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weed / shimi
weed / shimi@yurimusings·
chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
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