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A family recorded a wholesome moment of their parents playing FC (then FIFA), and the reactions after one of them lost 😁.
— 🎥 Josh
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@wambuijoan2024 Why are guys bashing her, kwani mtu haezi kuwa na preference ama her mistake is that she said it out loud 😂🫴
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A Luhya lady says she can’t marry a man from the village: “Yaani mimi, nisomee primary huko Kakamega, mahali tulikuwa tunapikiwa mandazi na mafuta ya taa.
I struggled mpaka nikafika national school Nairobi, nikastruggle hadi nikaingia campus kwanza yenye iko Coast, mahali naangalia ‘kwaheri Kenya’ na jicho moja. Either nitoke kwa meli ama kwa ndege.
Then wewe kijana ya mtu, out of nowhere, unakuja kunidanganya na mapenzi yako ya msituni unirudishe Shimalavandu ama Ngop Ngeso huko Siaya. Can’t you see the trajectory of my life?
Why do you want my tomorrow to look like yesterday? Not today, Satan, alaa!” she says! Eloi!!
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This is why parents choose to call themselves “mummy and daddy”😭😂🤣
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Womennn!
Sweet Simi💕@iamnifesimi
April dump but make it texts from your partner 🥹
Eldoret, Kenya 🇰🇪 English
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Neil is a scientist, if he saw,evidence of God he would accept it
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@Virginiajohn016 @polo_kimanii Sasa MP akuje aspray insecticides kwa manyumba za watu 🫴 Some things just have to start with you as an individual mahn
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@polo_kimanii That's the worst place to live bana. Hakuna ata drainage. Unapatanaga na cockroaches everywhere. I told a friend who stays there, afadhali kuishi ushago. That's place is horrible. Mp wao hakuna kitu anafanya
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If god decides to punish you and one day you find yourself relocating to a place called Pipeline in Nairobi,I would advise you buy a very long rope that goes about 3 kilometers. Because one thing about pipeline is you will get lost. Completely. Everything looks looks like everything when you’re new there. Unaweza hamia ploti,alafu jioni ukitoka kununua managu upate nyumba imepotea.And you cant really know where to start,nyumba zote constituency mzima zinafanana,alafu ni mingi,mimi kuna jamaa najua alipoteza nyumba namna iyo tu.
Alinipigia saa nne akaniambia nyumba imepotea na hajui atalala wapi. He had to come all the way to ngara. Kesho yake sunday ni kuamkia sasa kutafuta nyumba tukiuliza watu wa ploti kama walimuona huko jana akihama. Bwana we lost a whole bedsitter like that. Hakuna mtu alimuona. Pipeline ukihama,funga kamba kwa kiuno ufungie kwa mlango ukienda nje,masaa ya kurudi unafuata kamba yako kama 3 wise men wakifuta nyota ile silu walikua wanatafuta yesu. Awuoro sana pipeline!
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He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson
This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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🚨 Leonardo DiCaprio a rejoué 27 fois la scène du baiser avec Margot Robbie dans le film "Le Loup de Wall Street" car il estimait ne pas avoir bien joué le rôle !
Très exigeant avec lui-même, l’acteur aurait eu du mal à trouver le bon rythme lors du tournage de cette séquence. Réalisé par Martin Scorsese, le film a demandé plusieurs prises pour obtenir le résultat final.
Une anecdote qui montre le perfectionnisme de l’acteur. 🎬 (via Generasonrap)
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I BOOKMARKED this tweet last year. Looking at it as a Project Manager, I was like ‘that can’t be done by April.’ It is 3days to end of April and certainly Bomas project is not getting complete before then. I have said it before, The President needs an advisor on project time estimation.
William Samoei Ruto, PhD@WilliamsRuto
By April 2026, we will have built the largest conference facility in East and Central Africa.
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THIS ISN’T ACTING, you better don’t come back home after this 😭😭😭
Big Uncle@Usmanashafe
Who will marry these people after all this?
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