The Notorious FLO

@JayMcGuiness @Michelle_Dalby @luke_mcguiness Congratulations and welcome Ralphie from another Ralphie. 👶

There’s a new mcguiness in town! Sending all my love @Michelle_Dalby & @luke_mcguiness - Baby Ralphie is perfect and I can’t wait to meet him. Rest up now Michelle! 💋

@bertie_lakeland Looking good @bertie_lakeland . Apparently I need a trim as I am looking very unruly.

Today I am sporting a ‘Fly Away’ look …….. what do you think 🤔 ❤️

@TashP351 I don’t know who dat cake man is but he looks tasty. I’m in trouble for eating the filling out of my flamingo, a cardboard box, and getting a roll of Sellotape stuck on my snoot. I’d rather have cake.

Anyone want a Goldendoodle? Free to a good (or bad, home). Answers to the name FUCK FACE.

@ollywhippet I’m sorry you must be very miffed. But hunger strike is a bit bad for your little tummy. I think you should eat but under protest. I recommend leaving sharp kibble in hoonans’ shoes. I’m allegedly still too bouncy for holidays. Rude.

Mummy, Daddy, & Dylan packed their bags yesterday & drove off. Without me. They've not come home. I've gone on hunger strike, & I refused to sleep upstairs with Ally & NiNaw last night. Another insult - NiNaw, who's always on hunger strike, just ate *my* breakfast!

@ollywhippet My mummy says I could channel my barky noise into strengthful snoot. How rude. I’m just being vigilant. They keep reminding me that greyhounds is noble and stoic and not barky, unlike me.

@NotoriousFloRo You need strength training for your snoot, and then the world is your toy box. Good thing you've got your main toys to chew on as you think about the box.

@lizaadamczewski My you’re lucky. Fish AND sausages. Your portrait is lovely. My new mummy can only draw bears (badly).

#pupdate I woke the Mrs up by dropping a marrow bone on her in bed. So she got up and we went to Fishguard and I got fish & sausages for supper. It’s good to be home. Here’s my picture that she painted. Notice I don’t get any gold in my portrait grrrrrrrr

@ollywhippet I can get my nose in but it’s a bit heavy. But my all the time toys are in my bed.

@NotoriousFloRo Worked out how to get in yet? Looks chewable to me 🤔.

@Phil_Sledge Vigilance and sofa demolition, at your service.

Show off the snaps of your pet on the sofa Starting with mine. We have no dogs on the sofa rule too 😂

@JohnCleese Wuffles also just came from Nottingham but is more than happy to stay here in Yorkshire.

This is Lucky, the latest additon to our family He comes from Nottingham, but is keen not to go back

@TrudiMCameron Good work there pal. I chewed off Andrew Ridgley’s leg (he’s a tuggy monkey) and ate it then had to be helped to barf back slimy bits of brown fuzzy material into mummy’s hand. They love having a me.

Drama. Hoouncle threw a 🥎 I lunged for it. mum wasn't looking & I took her down. Saw my chance & nicked a dried chicken fillet from hooaunts bag. Swallowed it whole. It got stuck. I was crawling round chocking. Hoo stuffed her hand down my throat & I sicked it back. 😅 The end.

@exploreorg one sketching workshop and now my mummy is obsessed with drawing bears… shouldn’t she be drawing me! #katmaiNP #katmaiconservency #neverstoplearning #otis #bears

@bertie_lakeland Oh Bertie, you have the bestest life. I only came to live with my new forever mummy and daddy last week but I already have an extensive list of suggestions for based on Bertielife. 🥰🐾

The wind in your beard, ears flapping what could be better than a ride on a steam train ❤️

@the_beeguy @Spindlelegs

‘Are these very small #bumblebees we’re seeing out foraging of late (May/early June) a specific species?’ A good question. Thanks for asking us. Here’s a brief thread to explain these diminutive beauties. Please #retweet/#share with your crew. For the small bumblers. 🙏🏼🐝 1/9

@IamButterface Flo did that sometimes in the last six months. We got these amazing washable giant puppy pads. They were a floor saver and worked better than the dog knickers. 🥰🐾

The fact that I pee on the floor overnight is no reason to call me Little Miss Potty Pants! 😤

@bertie_lakeland Thank you for cheering me up as ever superstar Bertie, we lost our beautiful Flo today so a smile is well needed.

Thank you all for your lovely messages this evening I’m really sorry I haven’t been able to keep up and reply to you all ……. And I’ve had gravy bones to deal with ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Today Flo went OTRB. She was 14 and a bit and had a great life but had gone downhill rapidly in the past few days and it was her time. She will join her 🌈 sister, Paddy, in our hearts forever.

@odin_great Hee hee. Clever. I’m 14 and a half and I still make my daddy take me out in the rainiest rain. Sometimes I don’t even need a wee.

Here I am, avoiding the evening walk in the rain!! 🫣🫣🫣💃 Surely they won’t see me hiding underneath the chair. 🙄🙄🙄 #Odinthetrickster #noWalk

@bertie_lakeland I’d ask for your pawtograph. 🥰

Ok then …… let’s walk!Would you say hellooo Bertie if you passed me in the street 😍❤️

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @Spindlelegs cats is funny.

Magpie following a cat pretending it’s not

@itvnews @Spindlelegs 🦶

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