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John Cleese

@JohnCleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

London Joined Aralık 2007
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shane@mrbluesky99@mrbluesky99·
So let me get this straight... Morgan Mcsweeney 'resigns' after admitting it was a mistake to hire mandleson to take the heat off the PM...but after 4 months keir starmer 'rehires' him. Labour are a fuking joke
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Bob@Shariakill·
What I learned watching Islamic preachers from all the mosques in the west for 3 years? In short, They just indoctrinating Muslims to be a good jihadist, all the spiritual aspect is to be willing to die for the sake of Allah. To hate this world and not be attached to it, in order to be willing to die in Jihad. They always camper the Sahaba generation that succeeded to conquer many countries because they were sincere to die and sacrifice everything for Islam. The Islamic Ummah goal is world domination, and the goal for every individual Muslim is Paradise, to please Allah in order to get to paradise, what please Allah the most is to die for him in Jihad, everything els is below, you can spend $Billions to advance Islam but you will never get the reward of a terrorist that blow himself up and become a martyr.
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Renee Lynn@Voice_For_India·
This is the reality of Islam. As they are taken over the West, slowly, people need to wake up. This is scary, this is reality.
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🇬🇧King 🇬🇧
🇬🇧King 🇬🇧@King0243_PJC·
🚨 THIS is the Britain I fucking LOVE ❤️🇬🇧 While masked thugs and troublemakers spread fear, petrol bombs and violence across Belfast… one woman showed exactly who we really are. Ruchira Rangaprasad moved here from India just 3 years ago. She didn’t run. She didn’t hide. She COOKED. She posted: “If anybody needs food, I can cook, Orla can deliver… reach out to us.” That video blew up. 30+ strangers, most of them complete unknowns, stepped up to deliver dozens of nutritious home-cooked meals to families too terrified to leave their homes.👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️👇👇👇👇
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White Lives Matter
White Lives Matter@W_L_M__U_K·
🚨 HORRIFIC PLEASE SHARE 🚨 A 15 year old British boy has had to undergo plastic surgery after two police officers shove his face on to spiked railings. The police have lost all compassion and professionalism at this point #BritainFirst #SaveBritain #BritishPatriot #PoliceAccountability #EndPoliceBrutality #JusticeMatters #FreeSpeechUK #ProtectOurRights #UnitedForBritain #MakeYourVoiceHeard @RestoreBritain @RestoreNetwork_ @RupertLowe10
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ANDY PUBLIC U.K
ANDY PUBLIC U.K@Andypublicuk·
TWO-TIER WEAK UK POLICING! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 😡 Sheffield 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 This police “Sergeant” is an absolute joke to the police force…1000 people have blocked a road to protest against the so called “far right” all I’ve done is stand on the pavement and take pictures,this officer says by doing that I am antagonising them! Their feelings don’t trump my rights…but it’s ok for them to do it to me and swear…he turns a blind eye to that…shocking policing… #police #protest @syptweet
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John Cleese@JohnCleese·
Two hundred years after Mohammed's death, a Muslim army got half way up France before it was defeated Islamic armies had already invaded North Africa and Spain and large swathes of the Middle East Do you really think that was achieved by friendly persuasion ?
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Maliq
Maliq@MasterMaliq·
Some people talk as if Muslims invented religious violence. History says otherwise. The Crusades happened. The Inquisition happened. Catholics and Protestants killed each other in wars that left millions dead. None of this excuses crimes committed by Muslims. But it does raise a question: Why is violence called "human nature" when others do it, but called "Islam" when Muslims do it?
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇬🇧 PM Starmer’s Defense Sec just resigned, warning that the government’s defence spending plan “could make the country less safe.” He really did turn UK's government into a "laughing stock," not its people. And Starmer didn't even land for the G7 to meet world leaders yet... Source: Telegraph / Writers: Claudio, Daniel
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Kashmiri Hindu
Kashmiri Hindu@BattaKashmiri·
Did you know Muslims never donate Organs because It's Haram in Islam ? However they are absolutely fine with accepting organs from Kafirs. If that's inaccurate, show me the evidence. I'm waiting.
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UK Prime Minister
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet·
New investment from Japan will support jobs across the UK in clean energy that helps bring down bills, and cutting-edge tech. This partnership is delivering for Britain.
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John Cleese
John Cleese@JohnCleese·
And all they did was to break the law How's your alliance holding up today, Zack ? The one between the LBGTQ community and the most mediaeval misogynistic movement on the planet ?
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski

Gut wrenching to see four young people jailed for direct action against an arms supplier to Israel. Years in prison for protesting to save lives in Gaza, with 'terrorism' used despite no jury convicting them of it. A truly dangerous attack on the right to protest.

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