@ENJU1123PIPI Yes, it's very common to take leftovers home. I view going out to eat as getting at least 2 meals. It helps justifying the high price tag
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Finnrock
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@ShamashAran Yo mama so fat, the earth DOES revolve around her
Yo mama so fat, lucas films cast her as the boulder in Indiana Jones
Yo mama so fat, if she swims in the ocean we get sea level rise
Yo mama so fat, she could solve world hunger.
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Yo' mama so fat, she has a roche limit
Yo' mama so fat, NASA publishes your address on the ephemeris tables.
Yo' mama so fat, GPS satellites account for her gravitational lensing.
Yo' mama so fat, shes the reason Pluto's orbit is weird.
Keep it going!
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@tuuu28283 There is another meme: "be the American the Japanese think you are."
It's a high bar, but we do our best to meet it.
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@9mmballpoint The same company also has microphones that use speech recognition to detect distress calls. They put them in the woods.
Nowhere is safe
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No guys it's fine, Flock cameras only read license plates, it's just normal traffic control, stop being so paranoid
Anyway here's one on a bike path
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@yamatuibora Assuming I can't ask her first, I would do it and offer her half as compensation. I'm sure that would smooth things over.
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@MrCraneGames @KirscheVerstahl Fabric store. I was building a felt covered table and needed felt. I'm pretty sure I was the only male customer in the place, and I had several women ask me if I needed help.
Unfortunately, that store closed a while ago.
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@KirscheVerstahl So that just works?
What's the opposite? Where do guys go to look confused and have cute women ask us if we need help?
This is important need-to-know information! 😅
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at home depot and my dad walked off to go get something
I was wandering around looking at lights (i love lamp) and a beefcake asked if I needed help with anything
not an employee
the men at home depot are free, you can just take them
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@sakebu_cheese_ There's a high propensity amongst certain minorities to have very intense phone calls on speakerphone in public locations. Other groups have strong opinions about this. The difference is that cold stares don't have any effect, so the behavior continues.
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@TerpCards @sporadica How the hell can the official English name for something include a character that isn't in the English language? I know it happened a while ago, but the complaint still stands.
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@sporadica Türkiye is the official English name and has been for years now. It's no different than saying Eswatini instead of Swaziland or Thailand instead of Siam.
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wait so we are being forced to call Turkey “Türkiye” meanwhile they call us ABD??? what in the hell is ABD what are those letters what
Belal@belalcaggins
en kek grupta şu rezilliği nasıl başarabildiniz amk ya
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@PhilJ3sus The sheer volume of people who missed the point of this is astonishing.
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Our Muslim communities are in danger.
We must do everything we can to keep them out of harms way.
Relocate them ASAP to safer countries. Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Somalia, Sudan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Libya, Syria, Egypt.
Their safety is paramount 🙏
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@YourPalAnus The UK is a failed state. With all of the zero authority that I have, I propose that we cut ties with this sad excuse for a country until they can get their shit together.
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Just another day in the UK... 🙃
Coinvo@Coinvo
INSANE: 🇬🇧 A U.K. lawyer who cleaned up 200 bags of waste from a polluted river now faces up to 2 years in prison for doing it without a permit. 🤯 Paul Powlesland says wildlife fish and dragonflies have returned to the river since the clean-up began.
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@KnarrDKeelhaul @ObviousRises The world is built on around the average 5'9" man, I'm painfully aware of this because I'm 6 ft tall and have to bend over for everything. My back is going to give out before too long. I've even started opening doors by pulling up on handles instead of pushing down.
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@ObviousRises the world has been built on 5.5-5.7 men.
height has nothing to do with it.
all it matters if you are gay or not.
a lot of you are gay and dont know it or actively refusing it. no ballz!
fuck you.
no offense to actual gay men, you guys have bigger ballz than these crap "men"!
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@tsumugi_meow Why do so many Japanese people use excessive line returns in their posts? Is there some formatting rule in Japanese that they're carrying over to english?
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Fun fact for anyone chatting with Japanese people online! 📱💻
If you see:
w
wwww
草
they usually mean the same thing as “lol” in English.
“草” literally means “grass,” but online it became slang for laughter because “wwww” looks like grass growing. 🌱
So if a Japanese person replies with “草”, they’re probably laughing, not talking about plants. 😹🇯🇵
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Kids today will never know that before the internet, we sat down on Sunday nights to watch Bob Saget host TikTok on television
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@BiggieAtx @wooknponub I am sorry for your plight my brother. Stay strong. Maybe someday we can right this wrong brought upon you.
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Hilariously, I was so bad at english that I had to take supplemental classes instead of taking spanish. So by the time HS came around, they were dumbfounded by how little spanish I knew, and only allowed me to take chinese...
NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依@japan_nobunaga
Hello from Japan 🇯🇵👋 I'm Japanese, and many of us learn English as a second language 🥰 I have a question for Americans 🇺🇸🙋 What second language do Americans usually learn? Spanish? French? Something else? I'm really curious! 😊
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@theoceanblooms I was trying to agree with you, but you appear to be too stupid to realize that.
Unless you actually think that people can't see children while driving in which case you're even worse off than I thought.
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