don ho part 2

@awkwardgoogle He lived how he died. Making disparaging remarks towards wildlife.

An announcement of moderate importance.

@AntiTrumpCanada Wow, you don't want to get that look from a hot chick. That's rough. I kinda feel a little bad for him now.

After the horrific disrespect Trump has shown Giorgia Meloni, here she is shaking hands with that malignant orange hemorrhoid at the NATO summit. You can tell she hates the motherfucker - a simple “Vaffanculo” and throat punch would have sufficed.

@nypost You can't do both strip clubs AND casinos. You gotta pick just one, everybody knows that. And since he needed boner pills too, I'm guessing he should have just stuck to the casino probably.

Vegas Little League president spent $65K in team funds on strip clubs, casinos and male enhancement pills: report trib.al/qVAQFRx

@codyclarke They all started to look the same in the later 2000s. The quirky music, and then a little animated sequence followed by the twist ending. It was like a formula and it's still like that today. I think too many wealthy people started to get involved, creatively bankrupted it.

Documentaries used to be a beautiful art form by default. The impulse to capture real life included the capturing of beauty. Now everything is just ‘I Love The 80s’

@cspan @NYCMayor I can't believe the left fell for this guy. He is basically Donald Trump. The most transparent bullshit artist of the 21st century.

New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani (@NYCMayor) says Senate Candidate Graham Platner (D-ME) should drop out of the race: "I think that the only appropriate response is for the campaign to come to an end."

@r_vonhagn Are you sure this person is a zoomer? Because hating on too many cooks is like the most millennial hipster take straight out of 2010 that I've ever heard. I hate this thing that you find cool, because I'm actually cooler than you. Lol.

Too Many Cooks was funny for the time it came out in because we were all watching the world of the American monoculture from which sitcoms stemmed from implode under the weight of itself. Zoomers don’t find it funny because the moment is past and they live in the cultural ruins.

@GummiVenusDMilo I ll often be walking down the street or doing whatever, when suddenly "More creamed corn jimbo Jones jr? This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap" will just pop in my head.

This line just popped into my head today out of nowhere, and I had to post it.

@CattardSlim It's the style of pantaloons that make those shoes look like they are from clown town though. If he was wearing boot cut slacks, he wouldn't be the subject of such ridicule and what have you.

What's with all the Republicans & their stupid clown sized shoes? Overcompensating for tiny penises, or sending each other a signal? 🤔

@psychotronica_ That's how they killed Kennedy.

Agent Zero M Movie Shot 1965 / United States / Mattel 🎥💥sound on💥🎥

@awkwardgoogle I've seen this video a million times and I'm still not convinced that dog was heading towards the kid to attack him. He was headed towards the other dog is all. This was not a crazy situation at all.

I love that the other dog appeared as backup!

This kid deserves an Oscar 😭

@AVARY I remember after Copland came out, I sort of figured this was the beginning of a run of Stallone proving his acting chops. It's crazy they tried to keep him in that little action star world. That 90s era in his 40s should of been something different.

This is really sad.

@FunMovieTVFan @TheSlyStallone Cliffhanger is arguably his most rewatchable movie these days.

What else belongs on this monument of Sylvester Stallone roles?

@bourscheid I kinda didn't really care about Bitcoin either way, until I looked up the process for trading it in for real money.

Bitcoin has come full circle since 2013. It’s back to being a cesspool used by drug addicts, criminals and pedophiles to hide their illegal activities. And that’s just Donald Trump.

This might be the single best use of AI I’ve seen: a completely fake ‘lost’ Twilight Zone–style series, down to the dissolves, arch line readings, and those tiny head tilts you only get in old TV. Bravo!

The Matrix has invented the most elaborate, soul-destroying comedy show in human history, and you’re the unpaid extra. Here’s the setup: in order to eat, have somewhere to sleep, and occasionally buy toilet paper like a functioning adult, you are required to possess a magical permission slip called a “job.” Without it, the simulation politely informs you that you are not allowed to continue existing at a basic human level. It’s not even subtle. It’s like the universe installed a paywall on survival. Now, here’s the hilarious twist: lose the job (or never had one to begin with), and you unlock the special “Unemployed” difficulty setting. Suddenly, the game decides you’re not required to have a job, but you’re also not allowed to comfortably not have one. So the only move left is to apply for jobs. For months. Sometimes years. You send your digital begging documents into the void like messages in bottles, except the ocean is made of LinkedIn, and the bottles are ignored by algorithms trained on rejection. And if the cosmic slot machine finally hits after you’ve applied to 400 positions, customized 400 cover letters that all say the same thing in different fonts, and rewritten your résumé seventeen times to hide the fact that you’re a human being, you get the ultimate reward: An interview. You, a grown adult with bills and existential dread, get to sit in a room (or on Teams, which is somehow worse) in front of other grown adults who already have jobs. These people, who are currently being paid to be there, will now judge whether you are worthy of also being paid to exist. They ask you things like, “Walk us through your greatest weakness.” If you perform the ritual correctly, enthusiastic but not desperate, confident but not arrogant, qualified but not threatening to their own jobs, you might be granted the sacred honor of re-entering the workforce. Everyone claps. The Matrix gets its cut. The elites watching from the control room high-five each other. It’s genuinely one of the funniest ongoing bits in modern civilization. We’ve built an entire economy around forcing people to audition for the right not to die of exposure, then made the audition process as humiliating and arbitrary as possible. And the best part? We all pretend this is normal. We even call it “the job market,” like it’s a charming little farmers’ market instead of a gladiatorial arena where the prize is the ability to afford rent. Absolute comedy.

@steviebreech Man alive, this video still haunts me. You'll never get those shards of glass out of that pool. Never.

Happy 4th of July!!!!

@TheTweetOfGod What's wrong with deleting your tweets? Didn't you once smite the Canaanites for wearing trousers?

Well, he deleted his tweet. Like, as he himself would put it, a pussy.

Your uncle showing up with the good illegal fireworks

@awkwardgoogle He lived how he died. Making disparaging remarks towards wildlife.

A Texas man was warned about an 11-foot alligator before going for a swim. His response: "F*** the alligators."Minutes later, Tommie Woodward became the first person killed by an alligator in Texas since 1836.