Deerwithablog

< ? > >> Hello, Im Safi! 22yo🏳️‍⚧️man AKA: Bombardeer💉🦌 🐾 I'm a furry, therian, and artist from FL!🌴 🧩I'm a Dano! Riddler💍 selfshipper and Professor Pyg selfshipper🐖 🪭I love Batman and MLP and Pokemon and tOLT and Warhammer and plushies and ༄ ☻ I feel no shame ☻ #Yumetwt 🗯️ #Selfshiptwt 🗯️ #promotwt

@Nujagoat To be fair I didn’t mean to come out, and initially I didn’t know she was even transphobic so I genuinely thought her finding out would be fine😭

I dont know why some queer people will come out to their severely homophobic parents while being a minor and living with them like your just asking to be thrown out bro

@Hfrozex @ovomelly Hairs on your mind today is it? It certainly isn’t on your scalp… or, won’t be for long.

@ovomelly Black women are such losers wearing white women hair

I’m the birthday 🤍

@7uiceverse @n0harmn0shit @skknnyvixxen But this kinda is about their 7 year old because when I was 7 I got my first period and had to buy these products. I wasn’t a woman yet. I was a child.

@n0harmn0shit @skknnyvixxen It's not about your 7yo It's about women who menstruate and deserve to be referred to with basic respect

I saw a pack of pads say “made for humans with vaginas” and felt a burning fucking rage. U MEAN WOMEN…? Why do WE have to be excluded to INCLUDE THEM?

@skknnyvixxen I’m a man and I have a vagina 🤷 also… are women NOT humans? 😭

@mtftk9 Why are they doing that to you

they're locking me in arkham asylum and beating me with sticks tomorrow. no big deal 👍

@Hfrozex @sphzds @anticannibalist You bald? 🤭 (because I ate all your hair)

@sphzds @anticannibalist You hurt 🤭

@Hfrozex @anticannibalist The least you can do is let me lick you from head to toe and mmmmm chew on all that delicious hair.

@anticannibalist Men are biologically superior to these things in every way. The least they can do is cook.

@Hfrozex @lipotimia You know what I’m going to bite? Your hair. You will be completely hairless in 5-6 business days.

@lipotimia The comical thing is that as you write this, there are BILLIONS of Females scrubbing floors, cooking and cleaning. You are just biologically disposed and designed for it. In return, you get to be Fed by the wonders of MANkind. Stop biting the hand that feeds you.

Kill all scalping resellers in the town square.

@Hfrozex @s04269301 @anticannibalist No, I don’t think I will.

@Poor_MM @s04269301 @anticannibalist Strange insult. Seek medical attention immediately.

@Reiner_thebraun @Hfrozex @s04269301 @anticannibalist Yes I am, I’m doing all the shit. In fact, the shit is probably what I do best. *Rubs my belly from all the hair I’ve eaten off that guy*

@Poor_MM @Hfrozex @s04269301 @anticannibalist You’re not doing shit

@Hfrozex @s04269301 @anticannibalist I’ll eat all the hair off of your body until you have nothing left you hairless little freak.

@s04269301 @anticannibalist Women when they are exposed to be hypocrites 🤭

@i9241 @Trying2Draw @LoudOutside You’re an idiot

@Trying2Draw @LoudOutside It's the UK. They pop drugs like MDMA and horse tranquilizers like it's candy. She likely knew it was drugs, the man or she herself may have misjudged the dosage.

18-year-old Millie Taplin became seriously ill after accepting a drink from a man at a UK nightclub. After just a few sips, she lost control of her body and was rushed to the hospital Doctors suspected her drink had been spiked with two unknown substances. She later recovered, and her mother shared the footage as a warning to others

@timtimtim812 @speyeraI @rjw8i @2o71828 I want to pick you up, shake you and maybe fix the brain damage you’ve somehow sustained which allowed you to have the gall to tell someone to “learn to read” when not reading yourself 😭 holy shit

@speyeraI @rjw8i @2o71828 There's no "naturally fat" or "naturally skinny", it's all result of your lifestyle. That's my whole fucking point from the start. Learn to read

the way so many ppl are completely convinced that some ppl are just "naturally skinny" but that there aren't also "naturally fat" ppl sometimes is so funny to me

Blocking palworld because everything I’ve ever seen about them pisses me off.

@Studios13Z Do you take commissions… *stares at you with my big stupid eyes*

Goobers all of them.

Partner surprised me when I got home from work by showing me that they put up my blank sketch professor Pyg comic!! So cool seeing it hung up. #comics #professorpyg

@LeafySky22 I AM!!!

YOU could be drawing rn

I need to hire someone stat and my boss told me he thinks I should go to other businesses and try to steal their employees. I feel like that isn’t allowed 😭 #jobmarket