Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️

@ProFlatlander

Artificial Lift Enthusiast. Tortilla aficionado. Timor mendax est. Thanks & Wreck Em

Joined Nisan 2021

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Miami Dolphins@MiamiDolphins·15h

The athleticism 😤

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@1995Geezer Good week/weekend to own a hotel in the Lubbock area.

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Rollie✞@1995Geezer·3d

@ProFlatlander Its bad. And with George Straight in town these drivers will mix

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·3d

Gonna be real with yall.. Lubbock drivers are not great. Like maybe worse than Midland. Its a toss up at the very least.

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·3d

@Mike_TH1984 I’m not ready for the big leagues, man.

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Mike 🌵@Mike_TH1984·3d

@ProFlatlander My neighborhood in Katy is 50% H1-B visa holders. Come drive here for a while and you will say Lubbock/Midland drivers are great

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·3d

@okie_jayhawk Ha, Nailed it.

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Dustin@okie_jayhawk·3d

@ProFlatlander *Former college girls 🤣

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·3d

@okie_jayhawk This was South Lubbock. Travel baseball mom based on the stickers in her escalade.

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Dustin@okie_jayhawk·3d

@ProFlatlander In Lubbock’s defense, it’s college girls

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·3d

@PLM_Pimp I was waiting for traffic to clear so I could turn left leaving my folks neighborhood in South Lubbock and a lady in a new Escalade pulled into the right lane, went straight across four lanes with on coming traffic and turned left. Then a hard right into Starbucks. Bold.

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Land, man@PLM_Pimp·3d

@ProFlatlander Played Frogger while walking the pup this morning. Crosswalks are akin to a yellow light here. Speed up just enough to assert dominance over the waiting pedestrian and make sure they don't dare cross.

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·3d

@oilallaround This is year 9 for me. Look forward to it every year.

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OIL@oilallaround·3d

@ProFlatlander A yearly tradition!

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OIL@oilallaround·3d

Lubbock, I am inside you.

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·3d

@rick_bergman_ That wall paper is sick. Also a huge MCRC fan here.

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Rick Bergman@rick_bergman_·3d

This wall paper at a family office in Midland >>>>>

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·17 Nis

@RealPETE2020 Bumper sticker material.

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Real PETE@RealPETE2020·17 Nis

Officer I’m not texting and driving. I’m monitoring the situation.

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·15 Nis

@HaydenSundre624 @PLM_Pimp @okie_jayhawk There are peptides for that…

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Hayden Sundre@HaydenSundre624·14 Nis

@PLM_Pimp This has @okie_jayhawk written all over it

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Land, man@PLM_Pimp·14 Nis

Bought a non working e scooter to learn some electrical engineering. Got it working. Tops out at 65mph. Kid on the way, need to unload. Anyone want it? It's fucking terrifying.

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·14 Nis

@NightCompanyman @PLM_Pimp Like a ray of sunshine from heaven. Hitting Aldridge this weekend.

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Night Company Man@NightCompanyman·14 Nis

@PLM_Pimp Use Texas Tee as a natural fertilizer option + Revive as a wetting agent to retain more water. The winning combo.

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Land, man@PLM_Pimp·14 Nis

Keeping a decent looking yard in Midland is impossible. Telling my neighbors we are xeriscaping when it inevitably all dies this year.

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·13 Nis

@oilallaround @SkippyPetro Gold.

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OIL@oilallaround·13 Nis

@SkippyPetro This is THE shot.

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𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙿𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚞𝚖 𝙲𝚘.🛢️🇸🇴🌵🐗@SkippyPetro·12 Nis

American Empire.

Land, man@PLM_Pimp

Got the shot

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·12 Nis

@UniBall_Actual @PermiOG The whole 550 stretch is so legit. Love stopping at Molas Pass and stretching the legs for a bit.

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Uniball_Actual@UniBall_Actual·12 Nis

@PermiOG Ridgway and Ouray go so fucking hard. I love it there.

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·12 Nis

@Aubrey___K Bro WTF. I just panic opened my calendar.

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Aubrey___K@Aubrey___K·12 Nis

Don’t forget Mothers Day tomorrow!

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·12 Nis

@JFracson @wtxoil @okie_jayhawk @Landmannery Valid. Also you were right. It just sprinkled here.

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Jeremiah Fracson@JFracson·12 Nis

@ProFlatlander @wtxoil @okie_jayhawk @Landmannery I’m just salty I couldn’t grill

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wtxoil@wtxoil·12 Nis

It's about to get interesting @okie_jayhawk @Landmannery @JFracson

NWS Midland@NWSMidland

3:48 PM CDT: an area of showers and thunderstorms is developing in the Trans Pecos and will soon move into Odessa and Midland. Be alert for brief heavy rain, gusty winds and lightning. txwx

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·12 Nis

@JFracson @wtxoil @okie_jayhawk @Landmannery

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Jeremiah Fracson@JFracson·12 Nis

@wtxoil @okie_jayhawk @Landmannery She’ll fade, we’ll get a ten minute sprinkle. The midland bubble will remain undefeated(I hope I have to eat these words)

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Professional Flatlander 🌵🛢️@ProFlatlander·10 Nis

And its not even close.

courtney@csmallllll

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

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