Purple

/ I'm making my very serioud pinned soon but it's 1am so idrgaf about that rn. I do semilit and unserious rp js dm me what you want 🙏🙏 TEMP PINNED

Ooookay.. yeah... I need to work on self-restraint. Two medbay visits in tbe last 24 hours does not look good on me

I think if I had eyes they would be burning right now. Hooooly

@EYES_OF_SKELD No, because they're aware of it and don't really care.

@PurpsSecurity And you watching hallways all day isn't?

Wwwwhy is there a list of just Purples anyway. And most importantly, why is it run by the cameras. There aren't other lists of the other crewmates, are there?

/ god I should not be awake rn I went to bed 6 hours ago 💔 goodmorning crew

@EYES_OF_SKELD I'M NOT SAYING YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. Just that it's a little... I dunno. Creepy? And kind of uncomfortable.

@PurpsSecurity Let me have shit.

@justrawdough Thank you!

@PurpsSecurity Oh jeez! Take all the coffee you want then! We don’t want any injuries around here!

I’ve drank like 3 coffees already…I still have a bit of tasks to do…I hope I won’t pass out on the floor anytime soon..

@justrawdough / SO SORRY I made a typo 😭

@justrawdough Uh. Sorry. Attack. Like, they're gonna do something bad if I don't stay awake, or something.

Uggghh... maybe I should take my naps on the floor instead.. anything to stop my back from killing me.

@Maroon_SrEngMHQ ... only if you don't get forced up against your will.

Crewmate karaoke night when

Guess who's eating pizza again

@amongus_nobigie I don't have the energy to fight you right now

@PurpsSecurity IM THE CAPTAIN I HAVE CAPTAIN PRVILIGES

THERE IS NO SLEEPING ON THE JOB.

I might take a fat nap. I've had enough Lime and Red for today.

// when the among us parodies are role-playing in the gc

@amongus_nobigie I will tell Blue to put you on bedrest on the other side of medbay and ducttape your mouth shut.

@PurpsSecurity how long so you think i cant fake an illness for

Dude my chest actually hurts so bad does anyone know if we get health insurance

@amongus_nobigie NO.

@PurpsSecurity can i go with you. purps please

@VIGLANTFILT Oh my god.

@PurpsSecurity i don’t think i’ve seen that word in the handbook!

WHAT gremlins