B. Edward Curran

People never notice that you can be more than thoughts trapped by frozen moments in their mind...

@LarrysTwin99 Here's the TEMU version

I hope AI can make a video of current me sitting down next to 25 year old me.

@KaRaRacn75 It be like shooting fish in a barrel blind folded

Where’s all the shitty tweets at? I need to rt some

@DarkMuse420 A lot stoned so a little reply-ee so below you'll find the soundtrack playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=…

@Readwhenstoned I’ve never heard of him before, but he’s pretty groovy. I like his vibe.

If you ever wanna know me……

@GENIC0N Gregorian sequentialism for the win!

@AnneHatfieldVO Jesus Christ you're right!

God hates gross hot tub apologists.

@PierceLilholt Nope. We just haven't figured out the maths

If we found bugs in the laws of physics, would that prove we’re in a simulation?

@GENIC0N Surveillance capitalism algorithms aren't neutral

the internet is a single giant marketing campaign for forces beyond your comprehension.

@lyssasphere Gauntlet caught

Men, this is your competition. Step it up

@nycfemm Don't forget a harmonica

@GENIC0N Gutenberg did print the first Bible in 1455

has the AK-47 of mind control been invented yet?

@thejnicholas @GENIC0N I'm real, older than you and took drugs way before the internet too!

@GENIC0N I took drugs before the Internet. Does that mean I'm real?

you took hallucinogenic drugs. "crypto" isn't real. "prediction markets" aren't real. meanwhile, AI is real and has been in control of everything around you for years, it's why you're taking drugs.

@QuestionAbyss Because winning the Superfecta based off of inside info is such an aspirational trope to buy into

Why do we trust "inside info" more than the actual facts?

@Bob_Janke Way to fuck with those pragmatic yet constantly anxious Z-ers

I got new Bluetooth headphones and I feel like a Gen Zer now. Boo hoo i dont want to work. You hurt my feelings. I wear elbow pads when I ride my bike Hey, this is fun

Soon I'll be fuckin' off to see the Milky Way rise on the horizon

The universe is perplexing because two medium size pizzas is less pizza than one large pizza Thursday has arrived

@Bob_Janke ✔️

I don't care where you reply to me from just don't be a dick.

Coola boola! This fucker is a wrap!

@EWalsh64 Santa's cousin Fred

What monster leaves the tub of butter uneven?

Over talking each other makes everything feel so much more authentic and believable Wednesday is dawning