Washed Gamer

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Washed Gamer

@RealWashedGamer

full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.

Best Korea Joined Şubat 2011

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·10 Şub

My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go: It’s all bullshit. It’s all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isn’t as fun as the lie. I would’ve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didn’t fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·3h

@veinIuvr Did he jump & click his heels too?

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゛★.ᐟ ⋆@veinIuvr·1d

grown ass man saying "yippie!" after i said yes to him asking me if i wanna watch him stream his game to me

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TTCA - The Musical@Brosnan_in_1997·13h

Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Autosport@autosport·5h

This photo of Max Verstappen is the dictionary definition of aura 🥶 (via @amgmotorsport)

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@HanaHoops There’s a 3.5(?) game difference between 5th & 10th. I feel like this is exactly why the play in SHOULD exist

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Hana 🏀@HanaHoops·1d

For the love of God get rid of the play in already damn

NBA on NBC and Peacock@NBAonNBC

The fight to avoid the play-in is TIGHT.

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@abditmr 55 & a 2nd round exit

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abdi@abditmr·17h

this is an amazing litmus test actually

RunUp🔶💙@RunUpNYK

how many games does this all-role-player first team team win?

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

@w0rdgenerator

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bud wiser@w0rdgenerator·13h

Nobody hates fat people more than former fat people

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·8h

It’s true

bud wiser@w0rdgenerator

Nobody hates fat people more than former fat people

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Max Verstappen@VerstappenCOM·9h

That’s it!!! POLE POSITION for Verstappen Racing in the Mercedes-AMG GT3 🙌🙌 Max clocks the fastest time in qualifying for NLS2: a 7:51.751 ⏱

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·12h

@nflrums No community note needed. This is real.

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NFL Rumors@nflrums·15h

🚨#Giants RB Cam Skattebo says CTE is fake and calls it an “excuse.” “You think CTE is a real thing?” Skattebo: “No. It’s an excuse.” Skattebo, 24, also believes asthma is an excuse. “Yeah, just literally breathe air.”

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·13h

@LBJsBest Put a basketball in his hand an a hoop at the end of the sand & LeBron winning the Olympic long jump

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Bron’s Best@LBJsBest·19h

Check where LeBron LANDED after this dunk…completely insane 😭😭

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·13h

@BludSquirrel @BasedPota18 Love my Vietnamese in space allegory

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Scott Waguespack@BludSquirrel·15h

@BasedPota18 I made this joke a long time ago. If the OT had a scene where Luke picked up his dry cleaning, and the dry cleaners were aliens, then the EU would establish that the entire species' culture revolved around dry cleaning.

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Pota Norimaki@BasedPota18·21h

It’s funny In Star Wars that typically whenever a member of an alien species first appears in the films, most subsequent media will proceed to portray whatever occupation they had as a major part of their species’ lore and have other members in that job There’s a joke to be made there

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·13h

@DeanTTraining I was doing close to 1200 for 3 months & was walking 90 mins to 2+ hours a day & dropped 60 lbs It’s so funny seeing this stuff pop up on my TL since I started bc it’s just blatantly not true due to personal experience

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Dean Turner@DeanTTraining·20h

“I’m eating 1200 calories per day and I’m not losing weight” - Person who is NOT in fact eating 1200 calories per day Every Single Time

Jason Helmes@anymanfitness

"1200 calories is starvation" is a psyop. If you are: - a woman - have a desk job - short - over 40 (perimenopause territory) Your maintenance calories are between 1500-1600 If you want to lose fat, you need to create a deficit somehow

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ADHD@ADHDGoat·16h

this is a really rare footage of a confrontation between a goat and an alligator

BronMuse@BronMuse

LeBron was trying to get his golf ball and an alligator tried sneaking up on him 😭😭😭

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·13h

@LakeShowYo Nico Harrison will rot in hell for this

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LakeShowYo@LakeShowYo·14h

Luka and his ex broke up because she didn’t want to move to LA? 😭

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·15h

@Degen_CPA All 3 of my accounts said 145 so it must be true. The internet never lies

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Degen, CPA@Degen_CPA·22h

72% of twitter thinks they’re above 110 IQ

Degen, CPA@Degen_CPA

What do you think your IQ is?

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·15h

@knowiiiedge None if you take it as is. You need the article ‘a’ before heart attack. B & D are both fine for everyday grammar once that’s fixed

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English grammar@knowiiiedge·1d

He died ___ heart attack. A) by B) from C) with D) of

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@GymLeaderDev Yes

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Dev ♣️@GymLeaderDev·19h

Tf some of yall want him to say? When he woke up for breakfast and LeBron James was scrabbling eggs in his kitchen?

moose 🐦‍🔥@usermooseontwt

Bronny James says the last time he felt starstruck was when he watched Stephen Curry play at Crypto

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Washed Gamer@RealWashedGamer·16h

@therandomsec Tbf they played for Duke which nobody ever believes in

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Random SEC@therandomsec·23h

People keep saying that a 16 seed would win March Madness if they had 1 NBA player on their roster. People forget that Kon Kneupel and Cooper Flagg were on the same team last year as a 1 seed and didn’t win it 😭

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