Rex Devlin

@Janabw81 George Washington was his second child with his third wife, Scarlett Johansson.

@RexDevlin Lincoln? I thought it was George Washington! He even named him after himself. 🤣🤣🤣

Some people should NOT be parents and George Whatever his name is Santos is one of those people.

War going so bad they’re changing the topic back to Epstein.

Matrix

@mollywidstrom 😂

no? i don't look sickly? huh. i wonder if it's not the glp-1s after all.

@W1tchyW00 “Little” doing some heavy lifting.

Women don’t want flowers, we want #Melgibson circa 1995 with those beautiful, yearning eyes before we knew he was a little crazy

@LAfromLINY I resemble that remark!

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@Mayoisspicyy You’re gonna need to be more specific at this point.

That was weird right?

@AaronParnas @MeidasTouch She saw the news saying no one likes her?

The Melania Trump statement on Epstein is not just odd in timing, but it is odd in substance. The DOJ is required to interview survivors, not Congress. Melania admits others were involved with Epstein, breaking from Trump's DOJ. And why now? Doing it during the war is, something...

@MrCMTusk @local_deadgirl I second Incantation. Very neat.

@atrupar @NotHoodlum Actual Christianity: God: these people suck, flood em all. Except you, you’re cool.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Other Republicans are terrified. They're cowards. And I really have to call out Speaker Mike Johnson, who calls himself a Christian. I don't know how he can stand by those words. That's what was so offensive to me. Any Christian serving in Congress or the administration really need to take pause and ask themselves, 'As a Christian, do you really support the president calling to wipe out an entire civilization of people?' I don't think you should, because that's not what Jesus said and that's not what Christianity is all about."

@BatsysWorld Which brand? One of the gremlins has celiac. Always looking for good stuff.

Found a brioche gluten free bread and I’m obsessed

Who is going to sweep the forests now?!

Brain not cooperating. Think it’s just bedtime. Maybe a comfort watch.

@HorrorGorl The plan worked.

How come the Epstein files completely disappeared from the timeline?

@BeAfraid_Movies “QUIET IN THE REALM!”

I wish I was on Twitter when Game of Thrones was airing I wonder what the tweets were like

@EdKrassen Or a convenient excuse to get out of his ultimatum.

The ceasefire was a hoax. Someone made a lot of money off of it. Who do you think it was?

@LovetheVoid117 @Blazingoth Threats. That’s what y’all have. Just like daddy. And how’s dear leader’s ceasefire going? I mean. We won bigly, right? Surely the strait is open and everyone is at peace. He tweeted it today. World peace.

@RexDevlin @Blazingoth The real world?? No it kinda sucks because assfucks like you breathe the same air as me. But murder is illegal so I just suffer along with you and your ilk making my brain melt worse than drugs did

this might barely buy us time to get him removed from office. hurry it the fuck up though omg

@EthanLevins2 @catneu17 You give him too much credit. It didn’t matter what the ceasefire said because no one was going to follow it and he just wanted an out from “ending a civilization” that wasn’t just extending the deadline for for reason making him look weak.

This was fully Trump's plan. Sign a ceasefire, but allow Israel to keep bombing Lebanon. This makes Iran break the ceasefire to protect Lebanon, giving Trump "no choice" but to invade Iran. This explains Trump accepting Iran's terms, he never intended to go through with it.