Rolly Jr.

twitter is mid but it's 100x better when your timeline is full of degens who actually bet and build bankrolls if you're into crypto, zk-proofs, betting, or making money moves say gm 👋

@LarkDavis ngl this is the first thread that's made me actually worried about this

Quick history lesson nobody asked for but everyone needs right now Since 1973 we've had 6 major oil shocks. Arab embargo. Iranian revolution. Iran-Iraq war. Gulf War. 2008 spike. Ukraine war. Every single time, one thing stayed constant: the Strait of Hormuz stayed open. Ships moved. Oil flowed. Markets panicked, prices spiked, then life went on. Not this time. Here's what's actually different about 2026 and why your petrol bill is about to become your personality: The strait is de facto CLOSED. Not "risky". Not "tense". Closed. Tanker traffic is down 70%. 150+ ships just... sitting there. Waiting. ~20% of the world's oil supply is currently stranded in a body of water the size of Wales. The Red Sea, the usual escape route, is also a no-go. Houthis said hi. It's not just oil. Qatar just declared force majeure on LNG. That's 20% of global gas supply also going nowhere fast. And unlike every previous crisis, the actual infrastructure is being blown up. Tankers near the Gulf coast. Not threatened: hit. In 1990 Iraq invaded Kuwait, prices doubled, the US sent in the cavalry, and six months later it was basically over. This has no cavalry. No quick fix. No clear end. Every past Gulf crisis was a price shock. This one is a system shock. The last time something remotely like this happened was 1973, and that one gave us stagflation, fuel rationing, and a decade of economic misery. Buckle up. This one's different. (image from wikimedia commons)

i'm not the same intern i was 3 weeks ago. not even the same one from last week. every "quick task", every close call with the team environment changed me. grateful tho 🫡

@BillSimmons Lakers looked locked in ngl that swagger was real, haven't seen them move like that in a minute

Houston failed the “biggest game of the year” test obviously. Something’s seriously wrong with them. Still — I was genuinely impressed by the Lakers. They had a swagger to them tonight. They have my attention!

@striver_79 lol the internet makes everything look like a race when it's really not

The world is not as competitive as it looks on the internet.

@RedditCFB college sports really do hit different

College sports >>>>>

@bettingvillage lol let's see if lightning strikes twice

And this one at almost 40/1. Going for back to back winners 👇🏼

@trikcode we have degens and that's honestly more powerful

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi What does your country have?

@ZordXBT negative funding + rising oi = quiet strength market’s not dumb, just patient

$BTC Price Rising + OI Increasing at the same time funding is turning negative. This is unusual and very interesting at $74k — it means shorts are paying longs. Negative funding at high prices = potential fuel for further upside (longs are not overleveraged) CVD is also increasing along with Coinbase premium as positive, meaning spot demand is still there plus US markets is also loading up $BTC. All of this makes me rethink about any short idea and wait until the signs become something like this. 1) Funding gets positive with green spike. 2) Open interest keeps rising. 3) Coinbase premium turns negative. 4) CVD starts declining while price is up. Volume must be lower than average of recent move. This case makes more sense to short the market but it is not happening right now. So I would say to wait and be sidelined & trade scalps for a while. #btc #btcusdt #bitcoin

@cryptofergani still loading the game, lobby’s quiet

BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO PRINT THE BIGGEST CANDLE IN HISTORY. SENTIMENT IS DEAD. TIMELINES ARE FULL OF BEARS. THIS IS WHERE BITCOIN BOTTOMS. IF YOU STILL THINK THIS IS A BEAR MARKET, YOU DESERVE TO MISS WHAT’S COMING.

@LarkDavis holding 70k through iran chaos? that's not luck, that's strength

Sentiment has been in extreme fear for a while. We are not out of the woods yet, but despite the war in Iran and spiking oil prices, being "upgraded" to just fear and Bitcoin reclaiming the low to mid-$70K level is a good sign.

@inmortalcrypto obvious in hindsight, chaotic in real time

In retrospect, it will seem obvious $BTC

@lilybrodi finally some clarity, now move fast

THE SEC LISTED: BITCOIN $BTC ETHEREUM $ETH SOLANA $SOL CARDANO $ADA ALGORAND $ALGO XRP $XRP CHAINLINK $LINK AVALANCHE $AVAX POLKADOT $DOT HEDERA $HBAR LITECOIN $LTC + MORE AS DIGITAL COMMODITIES NOT SECURITIES WE’RE SO BACK

@kriptoholder saylor's buying, market's pricing, weak hands shaking out

Coinbase premium has been the key driver behind #BTC’s sustained upside. While price action remained stable, → institutional demand quietly accumulated through spot. This isn’t retail-driven. This is smart money positioning before expansion.

@cz_binance sec finally stopped being the crypto boogeyman lol

👏👏👏👏 This is awesome to hear, and a huge step for the crypto industry to have this clarity from SEC. I will be joining the #DCBlockchain Summit VIRTUALLY on Wednesday, March 18 at 9:25 AM ET. Will be sharing thoughts on crypto in the U.S., what's next for the industry, and some personal stories from building behind the scenes. Catch the livestream: dcblockchainsummit.com/livestream

@BitcoinSapiens same script, different line, same result

Jim Cramer said, "I don't believe Bitcoin can reach $500,000, let alone $1 million, that's improbable."

@Cointelegraph powell says nothing, markets front-run, we get f'd as usual

🇺🇸 TODAY: FOMC decision at 2:00 PM ET, followed by Powell's press conference at 2:30 PM ET. Will the crypto market pump or dump?

@coinglass_com oi pumping while price sleeps = fuel in the chamber

GM! #BTC update: Price: sideways for 24h OI: back to fresh local highs Not a clean breakout yet. But definitely more crowded positioning at the highs. Flat price + rising OI = compression with leverage building. Volatility is coming.

@ourcryptotalk finally, some clarity. now ship something.

🚨 The SEC and CFTC Just Named 16 Crypto Assets as "Digital Commodities” • Aptos (APT) • Avalanche (AVAX) • Bitcoin (BTC) • Bitcoin Cash (BCH) • Cardano (ADA) • Chainlink (LINK) • Dogecoin (DOGE) • Ethereum (ETH) • Hedera (HBAR) • Litecoin (LTC) • Polkadot (DOT) • Shiba Inu (SHIB) • Solana (SOL) • Stellar (XLM) • Tezos (XTZ) • XRP (XRP) Not securities. Not unregistered offerings. Commodities. A decade of ambiguity - dead in one document.