Sam Sandak

I was on @MicMonksLA & @VoiceOfMerrill's excellent show on @KFIAM640, "Monks and Merrill" today talking about my campaign for Governor of California and the fight to LIBERATE CINEMA! iheart.com/podcast/1248-m…

I think I was too hard on Katie Porter in November when she was the front runner and it’s triggered her to go on Ozempic instead of apologizing and going to anger management! I really want to thank you Katie because you split the votes so much and you helped leak so much to expose Eric Swalwell and Tom Steyer ! I really appreciate what you’ve done for us. We could not have done it without you, sweetie. I will say that if you didn’t go on Ozempic and you kept up the body positivity + maybe even get Jabba the Hutt fat and then you probably would have won that race. All the men haters would’ve voted for you for not caring about your appearance and sticking it to the man. THANK YOU TO KATIE FOR HELPING SAVE CALIFORNIA QUEEN!!

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Last night Katie Porter conceded in the California Governor’s race after getting 5% of the vote. I’m not saying she took the news badly, but halfway through her concession speech she pelted the crowd with steaming mashed potatoes.

Let’s thank the voters of California for ridding us of Hot Potatoes Porter 🥳

I DO NOT CONCEDE!!!!!!!!!!

@RealSpitfire RIGGED ELECTION AGAINST ME + MOVIES

California should be embarrassed but this is all intentional.

I got fucked worse than @ReeseW in “Election”

Why am I not surprised these dumbasses don’t know how to count? COUNT THE VOTES!!!

We could’ve saved movies and canceled the Olympics, but instead we get this FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

and of course, here we are STILL COUNTING VOTES!!! ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!! JUST COUNT. THE FUCKING. VOTES!!!!

What an absolute ratfuck trainfuck of an election. Everyone is gonna be sorry when whichever prick we get ends up doing dumbass shit instead of doing this properly with me in charge. MOVIE GOVERNMENT NOW!!!

You have to understand something; the “people” who blocked us out are the same ones Disney and Netflix fly out for “ham parties” where they go drink champagne and eat cocktail weenies ON OUR DIME THANKS TO THIS BULLSHIT CORPORATE WELFARE I’M TRYING TO STOP! CONFLICT OF INTEREST!

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO EQUAL TIME FOR CANDIDATES, “PRO DEMOCRACY PARTY PEOPLE”???!!

All you assholes who rigged this fucked up bullshit election by refusing to put up my op-eds or interview me as an official candidate for Governor of California (I’m looking at you, @THR @Variety @DEADLINE @TMZ and @HarveyLevinTMZ you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Turns out the “cowards that be” didn’t want to “upset the apple cart” of this broken, RATFUCKED “””system””” - WOW WHO WOULDA THOUGHT???!!

@isaiahrmartin STUPID RIGGED ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM ME! THE POWERS THAT BE “DIDN’T WANT TO UPSET THE APPLE CART”

Congrats to Xavier Becerra for advancing to the runoff, where will then become the next Governor of the great state of California. His Repub opponent is low IQ and supports the very policies Trump’s used to destroy our economy. Xavier will finish him off on Election Night!!!!

@sayitnspinit RIGGED ELECTION. STOLEN FROM ME AS WELL!

If you live in LA - why the fuck would you vote for Karen Bass? Why?? How fucking stupid are you?

@Notwokenow THEY CAN’T EVEN COUNT THE VOTES IN A RIGGED ELECTION THEY STOLE FROM ME. LIBERATE CINEMA!

I stayed up to 3am watching the CA election results trickle in, then fell asleep. Woke up this morning to check and this is what I found???? How is this possible? How can a modern American state be so inept??? 57.5% of the vote counted. That’s it. California is a joke.