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Youโ€™re Not Buying Knowledge. Youโ€™re Buying the System Selling It.(A thread) As something shifts from a distinct โ€œthingโ€ (even if uniquely reproduced) into a product of mechanical reproductionโ€”where digital forms are the purest version of this shiftโ€”the value changes.
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YabaLeftOnline
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonlineยท
โ€œI cloned my Jarvisโ€™ WhatsApp on my phone. She is not involved in anything like cheating, but I just cloned it so I can see everything she is doing on WhatsApp, but she doesnโ€™t know about itโ€ โ€” Peller
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is your profile pic actually you?
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Raliat๐Ÿงถ@raliat__ยท
I wonder who God saw eating that he decided gluttony was a sin.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Teslimat@Teslimattttยท
Why didn't they Viltrumites just use someone like Angstrom to pull more of their people from other dimensions to save their planet?
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POOJA!!!
POOJA!!!@PoojaMediaยท
I think Nigerians have found a goldmine with this boxing thing. Any Celebrity beef must be settled in the ring with money on the table. If you are angry about Pooja, leave Twitter & let's face in the ring. Let's go remove our teeths ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
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Ayo
Ayo@mariolexxxยท
How my mum gave birth to us He-She-He-She What bout you?
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Heisjayy ๎จ€๐•
If Superman is coming for you and you have $1000 to defend yourself... Who are you picking?
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sheep@thefarmersheepยท
rate my outfit
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Teslimat@Teslimattttยท
Absolute science fail.
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Simply Amaka
Simply Amaka@StelxyGยท
A student has been given double promotion from 100L to 300L because he has a CGPA of 4.9 ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง
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Teslimat@Teslimattttยท
Let's assume you woke up and suddenly had Viltrumite abilities, how would you use them?
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The Nigerian Farmer
The Nigerian Farmer@Naija_farmersยท
A police officer stopped a young man's car and, upon checking it, realized that his driving license had expired. The police officer asked him why he was driving with an expired license. He answered: ยซThey just fired me from my job, and the money I have is only enough for me to eat, pay rent, and my bills. I am from another state and I have come here to study at university. Plus, I have a job interviewยป. The police officer had the option of applying the law and prohibiting the young man from driving his car, but he decided to listen to his heart. He parked his police vehicle, helped him tie his tie, got into the young man's car and accompanied him to the interview location. They entered together. The #police officer apologized and explained the reason for the young man's delay. They hired him! The young man got the job and obtained a temporary driving license until he raised enough money to renew his license. That's humanity!
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Goat@FAFOGoatยท
Updated enemies list: Cow Pig Turtle Snake Dog Deer No I will not be elaborating.
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10ยท
This Nigerian man successfully fought a deportation on human rights grounds. He has just been jailed for 17 years for dragging a young woman into woods and assaulting her. He was already on bail for another rape allegation. The BBC reports he has a "fascination" for forced sexual abuse. "He grabbed her by the mouth and forced her into woods, where he carried out a violent rape." Why wasn't he deported before his latest crime? Read this... From the BBC - "The judge at the immigration tribunal in 2024 said the matter was "finely balanced", arguing the offence Oladele had committed was "very serious" and that there was "a strong public interest in deporting and excluding foreign criminals, especially one who has committed a frightening and public assault". But the fact that Oladele would be "a complete outsider should he relocate to Nigeria" and that he had a "developed private life having grown up in the United Kingdom" outweighed the public interest in deporting him.' The judge said he posed 'exceptionally high risk of harm to young women'. What the hell are we doing to ourselves? Honestly? Two words. Death penalty. Restore Britain would give the British people a say if they want savage animals like this put to death.
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Dog@thefarmers_Dogยท
how did humans find us on twitter
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Stylez๐Ÿ’™@Tayo_Micheal9ยท
This two car are not common in Nigeria? ๐Ÿค”
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Jakey
Jakey@SolJakeyยท
Sometimes I get down, Then i remind myself I hold an official Guiness world record.
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