Dog.

Please what's the best pick up line to get a girl, cause I'm planning on going on a date with a beautiful lady dog I saw this morning 😍

@l3vvrayson @thefarmers_Dog Yeah, that's me there I know you're wondering how I got there 😄 Just sit and I'll explain myself 😂

I'll be damned

@MoneyFirstInc @NotTodayEric I watch for quality control… someone has to supervise 🐾😌

@dogsarenotslave @NotTodayEric You watch people eat when they have to pick up your poop, run along.

Facebook: your family is here. Instagram: your friends are here. Twitter: there is a cow here.

Listening to "world of walker" album by Alan walker 😎

@TheFriendlyFly No just start dancing

About to go fly. Where should I fly?

@NancyMace 🙌

Christ is the way.

I'm SUPERDOG 🦸

@sweetmomissa I'm here for u

Save us animal twitter, you’re our only hope.

@swancrisis @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @cowincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises U missed mine I guess 🙂

The animal kingdom updated Me @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @cowincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises

end of the day check-in 🐾🌙 did you pet a dog today… or should I be concerned? 👀

@NoahKahan Bak bark bark

Ok it’s been a week and im bored in the airport give me your top 3 lyrics

Let's discuss..... @cowincrisis @BeeInCrisis @chickenincrisis @crocodilecrisis @doeincrisis @ichewthings @horsetwting Who else ??

Everyone is in crisis rn.

@Chihuahuaismad Eheheh

pet me please, a few bites won't hurt u 🥺

@neckincrisis Nice meeting u

oh hi there

@mosquitotw @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis ?

The cunts I love @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis And me! Who else!?

@burritodog_ Cow

who is your biggest enemy

@zookeeperIsHere @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis Missed mine I guess

The animal kingdom @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis And then led by me! Who else!?

@zebraellah 🤷

A group of elephants is called what?

@_Hybreed_ Hola

Animal Twitter is the funniest thing on the internet right now 😂😭

Humans are my best friends regardless ❤️