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saddam (federal jester)

@SexualCriminal

Schizophrenic Genius, US Federally-Appointed Jester, Marine Biologist, and International Jewel Thief. || Political & Social Satire.

Federal Way, WA Joined Şubat 2014
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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
“If you kick all the illegals out, who’s going to perform <INSERT “UNDESIRABLE” JOB>?” Americans. “But it’ll cost the companies more!” So?
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Seth Harp
Seth Harp@sethharpesq·
Statement on the arrest of Courtney Williams, a brave and patriotic truth-teller who has committed no crime and, if there is any justice in the world, will soon be free from the clutches of Trump's rogue DOJ
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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
@oKingJoshxx @luvblessingz He crushed the skull of a random woman walking the street then confessed the crime to a grand jury who thought it better to hang the self-confessed killer than move on with the trial. I am unsurprised you sympathize with the skull-crusher.
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👑🐐@oKingJoshxx·
@luvblessingz And then they would praise god and smile and be happy after brutally murdering someone, just a bunch of soulless inbred idiots smh
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Lee in Iowa
Lee in Iowa@Lee_in_Iowa·
Boomer here. I bought my first house after ten years of saving like crazy. And the interest was 14.5%. I don’t know where kids got the idea that they were due a house and new car at college graduation, but that’s NOT how it ever was.
heretical lakeloon@loonlake55

Too many young people are resenting Boomers, claiming that Boomers had it " easy " financially in their youth. Here are a few fun facts about growing up Boomer. 1. Almost everyone grew up with one bathroom. Mom, Dad and all 3-6 siblings. 2. If you did get to take a vacation, you drove. With no air conditioning. No cup holders. No iPads. Just black vinyl seats and bologna sandwiches. 3. There were no club sports. No Parks and Rec activities. Summer camp was for rich kids. Get yourself a bike, a stick and a few friends. If you were bored, you laid in the grass and looked at clouds. 4. You ate what was served. Even if it was chicken livers. No DoorDash, no backup Totino's rolls. 5. No AP classes, no PSEO, no "fun" elective. They assigned you to a class. You went. You did what they asked. Or else. 6. Unless you had rich parents, you had a nice VFW wedding. Maybe rent a room at a modest hotel. 7. Most Boomers got their first pedi and mani in their 50s (when their feet got farther away). We didn't even know people got massages in real life, only in Hollywood. 8. You packed your own lunch for decades. 9. No one knew what red light therapy was, a facial, a spa day, or a cold plunge. Your gym was the YMCA. Usually in a rather old building. 10. We grew up with 18 percent inflation, 14 percent mortgage rates, 3 million continuing unemployment claims, and 200 other applicants competing for the same job. Now, this is not to say Millenials and Gen Z have it easy or don't face problems. It's just to say, nobody has it easy or doesn't face problems. My only hope, as my mom would say, is I live long enough to see my kids' kids complain about how easy they had it!

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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
>woman pissing on the street >declare it art and declare anyone who doesn’t think it’s art is fascist You should be caned.
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Clip Wrestling
Clip Wrestling@TheHulchal·
@Kasperfr097041 I thought people had some sense of humour.. Of course that's not dean Ambrose & everyone knows he was not there. What has happened to the good old art of having fun 😭😭
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Clip Wrestling
Clip Wrestling@TheHulchal·
Remember that time when Dean Ambrose (John Moxley) secretly appeared on Saturday Night's Main Event in his old look to attend John Cena's Farewell Match but got caught on camera accidentally. He was also found YEETING.
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yul
yul@juliabracadabra·
you’re a f*cking idiot dude, you don’t know what genetics is? you know you can also call someone a dad that raised you when your parents got remarried vs GENETICS? this is how dumb MAGA is
The Return of the Ping@PandasAndVidya

@juliabracadabra Your geneticist diplomat dentist dad?

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META PCs
META PCs@METAPCs·
Who really needs a new PC?? 👀
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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
@waltermasterson In 100 years, nobody will remember you beyond the part you played as a fool — A laughing jackass too stupid to see the wolves in front of you.
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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
@hamzitron Saving US soldiers once (despite being a hotbed of terrorism and safely keeping Osama Bin Laden within your territory) grants you the right to criticize the country despite never having lived here?
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Ali Hamza
Ali Hamza@hamzitron·
@SexualCriminal Yeah ! Same Pakistani who saved US soldiers asses while Somalis were beating the hell out of them. No one is superior it's just a matter of time when the US asks SAME Pakistan to lend the bases to launch attacks on Iran you illiterate drug taking shites.
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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
@HRTLegal It’s a shame. Everywhere outside this fucking continent is such a waste, and even then, there’s only one place ON this continent that even matters.
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Blink@HRTLegal·
@SexualCriminal Imagine how much less guilt the world would have if Europeans hadn't stopped with the North American natives
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Ali Hamza
Ali Hamza@hamzitron·
Everyone comes to the US for a better life and if you guys have some ethnic or cultural disagreement with someone else, that's totally up to you as they are paying the price of living there. You yourself were the settlers in the US to invade the Red Indians. You were also ruled by Britain. Your most startups are led by foreign entrepreneurs and now you come and say the shit out of your mouth is truly horrible.
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Commie Gibberish of the Day
Commie Gibberish of the Day@CommieGibberish·
Here’s the fundamental issue: We just want you gone. Everything you do is really fucking annoying while you flood in here and refuse to leave and scam us and play victim while doing it. Is your behavior obnoxious and onerous? Yes, but the bigger issue is that you clamber to be all over White people in White countries then start Oopta Goopta dancing, just like the Muslims with their calls to prayer.
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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
guy from New Zealand thinks that his opinion on American law matters
A Guy Of Questionable Naming Choices@GuyNaming26807

@Eckythumped @GadSaad You joke but genuinely, unironically yes. That is in fact something you can be sued under. Sounds stupid but unless you invoke enshrined law you are opening yourself to liability. Innocent until proven guilty is not just a phrase. Its a implication on the rest of law.

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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
@GeoRebekah You’re a criminal stalker and shouldn’t be allowed to have a social media account considering you use it to make defenses of your various crimes. Rebekah — Get help.
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Rebekah Jones
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah·
Fact check: The total for meals was actually $801,000, not $1 million. That total is for all home games over three years, AND includes money spent for meals outside of Ravens games, including office parties, events and even funerals. The money was spent only at local restaurants. Mayor Scott has reduced crime in Baltimore by 60%. Give the man his damn crab legs and stop lying on him.
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saddam (federal jester)@SexualCriminal·
@cqcqcqdx Like — Look at your fucking chart, dipshit. You’re putting the 7600 higher than the 7600x despite the 7600x being superior in every regard, and boosting the 7600x3d (UP to 15% faster vs 7600x in SOME games, only ones that actually utilize the 3D cache) to the highest tier.
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RossRadio
RossRadio@cqcqcqdx·
Your mileage may vary:
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