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@BPD9701 @JamesPearceLFC Bro, that little amount of contact, if that's a pen we might as well give up and make football a non-contact sport. We are wank and Slot needs to go but have the cognitive ability to think without your slot out glasses on.

@SimpLMitch @JamesPearceLFC Contact with leg before ball.. other way round youd be pissing the bed. GIMP take your glasses off were wank

Penalty PSG

@AndyCantwell Think I'd rather us have played attacking and got battered 7-0 than playing a 5 back.

It could have been worse! youtu.be/jzrCXy0sqCk

@BPD9701 @JamesPearceLFC Never a pen. Gimp

@JamesPearceLFC Was a pen. Bye slot and take konate with you while your at it. Fucking pathetic team

@LFC #Slotout

We exit the #EmiratesFACup.

@adamrowecomedy Surely if we exit the UCL they can't let him carry on, the way we're playing we'll be lucky to get any European footy

The mentality comes from the manager. They’re there to coach tactics and instill mentality. Both of them are fucking abysmal. He will lead us against PSG. He shouldn’t. If you’re not fucking done with this, I don’t know what it’ll take.

@TomLFCHeaven First time I've turned the footy off, just CBA watching it anymore. Slot needs to go

This 1st half summed up the season so far. Liverpool played well, wasted all of their chances then gave away a stupid penalty & Konate failed to mark Haaland. So frustrating 😞

@TwoMenGamingYT @JayzTwoCents @HamsterBite911 It's a pretty common joke to say, you could just ignore it and go about your day if you don't find it funny. Just because he's a "professional" doesn't mean people can just insult him and not expect to get something thrown back at them. Grow up mate

@SimpLMitch @JayzTwoCents @HamsterBite911 He’s joking about child SA and I’m the weirdo?

A while back I said that AMD wasnt your friend and was going to follow all the AI/Corrupt pathways that NVIDIA had trailblazed and all the AMD fanboys castrated me.... now look..... Its ok, I knew I was right then.... And still right now.

@adamrowecomedy First time I've ever turned the game off at half time 🫠

Up. The. Fucking. Reds. 🔴⚽️

@TwoMenGamingYT @JayzTwoCents @HamsterBite911 🤣 you're a weirdo

@JayzTwoCents @HamsterBite911 That’s just not funny that’s disgusting behaviour from a “professional” making crude jokes about an abhorrent act. Disgusting.

@LooseJumper @PitchSideTweets Shag his bird probably

@PitchSideTweets What does Danny’s barber do for a living?

Danny RATTLES Tom 🤬😂 Is that take a generational stinker?

@6times19madrid @LiverpoolXtraa No mate, I get the seasons been shit but give your head a wobble

@SimpLMitch @LiverpoolXtraa Yeah , they actually are

Thiago Alcantara: It’s amazing. Two things got together – that is a full Anfield and playing with this legend [Gerrard]. It was an unbelievable moment and I will keep it with me for sure. “When I scored, Stevie came and I told him it was the first sprinting I did since I arrived in Liverpool! Why not?! In that moment we just react, we are comfortable in the box. It’s nice to score.”

@PolitlcsUK Is anyone else not slightly disturbed by them choosing to have a slogan repurposed from a well known pedo's old TV show?

🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage is repeatedly heckled at the launch of Reform UK's London local election campaign

@areyoflight They get heckled so often they had a ready made boring graphic to go on the big screen 🤣

Farage heckled for like the 89th time this month. 🤣 Scotland said no. Wales said no. London said no. 👎 He’s calling it a ‘people’s tour.’ The people are calling it a ‘fuck off’ tour. 🖕 He’s now been told to fuck off in so many cities he’s basically completed the UK. At what point does your security team stage an intervention? Someone update the bingo card. #90 is imminent. 😂 #ReformFail

@Rof33S @SamF1__ @vincenzolandino That's what I mean, the two gimps I was replying to seemed to believe Franco wasn't aware and so no blame. The regs obviously take some/most the blame but it's still a bit of a late change of direction imo. But I'm not a racing driver so what do I know 🤷🏻

@SimpLMitch @SamF1__ @vincenzolandino he knew Oliver was behind him so it's a normal maneuver for defense, but he didn't know he would zoom like that because of the speed difference it makes, they have amazing reflexes but that is impossible to avoid to anyone

Pela telemetria do app da F1, essa era a diferença de velocidade entre Colapinto e Bearman na hora da batida

@6times19madrid @LiverpoolXtraa I mean they aren't tho are they.

@LiverpoolXtraa Yesterday performance showed him and Gerrard still now are so much better than of all of our midfielders

@SamF1__ @vincenzolandino What do you mean? 🤣why's he moving to the left side for a left hand corner if not defending against someone he knows is there

@vincenzolandino Yep. Zero blame to Franco

@the_zb_ @TobiasPiche5 It's worth remembering Komatsu said this whilst midrace on the pitwall likely having not seen many replays. Franco moved over quite late.

@TobiasPiche5 Hard disagree with Komatsu, after reviewing the onboard. He should step up and protect his guy. However, it’s likely FOM and the FIA will not allow (or look kindly on) speaking like that.

This is 100% correct. The FIA isn’t touching that one with a ten foot pole, because it would open up a can of worms they couldn’t shut. But two things are certain: 1. It was a deserving penalty for an unsafe move from Colapinto, reactionary or not 2. the accident was as bad as it was due to the regulatory framework creating HUGE speed disparities between deployment and harvesting. They are bypassing this one to avoid the potential ramifications, because there’s not yet a solution, and they can’t allow the racing to be rendered “unsafe”.

@Georgeturnerutb Next they'll start crying that he's wearing a Dutch NT top 🤣

I’m not fond of Starmer but how is someone playing football embarrassing? Some of these accounts are fucking weird

@srb_hodl @Kokos97997127 @PolePositionist You really going to die on this hill? Can't believe what I'm hearing 🤣 you don't want good racing, you just want people pushed to their limits. I mean they sorta are, it's just a different kind of limit, they're currently being pushed to the limit re. battery management

@Kokos97997127 @SimpLMitch @PolePositionist Do you pay 300€ to go watch karting for a weekend? Fuck off my guy that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. I want drivers pushing to the limit with the most advanced human engineering possible. I don’t want entertainment, I want human limits pushed.

I’ve NEVER seen F1 release a pole lap onboard and then switch to off board shots of the car mid-lap. They’re doing absolutely everything to not show the bad super-clipping and derating into 130R and the Casio Triangle. It’s EMBARRASSING.

@jmt_sam @PolePositionist And yet you're complaining because qualifying is boring because the cars aren't constantly on the limit? I get it Qualy is a problem at the moment but when the racing is much improved on a Sunday that should be the most important part no?

@SimpLMitch @PolePositionist F1 isn’t just about overtakes. It’s a sport, with a competition so that’s boring sometimes and it has to be. You watch a sport that produces entertainment, not a show uses sport. If you want a show, go watch wrestling but this isn’t what F1 should be