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Alfred Pennyworth
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Alfred Pennyworth
@SkillfulButler
❝ Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties. ❞ #DCRP
Gotham City Joined Aralık 2023
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@ThatFeline Cheeks flushed with red after the kiss.
“Thank you. Enjoy your day.”
He’d take the first sip of tea and enjoy his breakfast.
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@SkillfulButler Selina leaned over planting a kiss to Alfred’s forehead before leaving him with his tea and breakfast.
“That you do.”
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@SkillfulButler
Sliding over tea and breakfast for the butler.
Tables have turned.
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“Time for my lunch. Please do not disturb me unless absolutely necessary. This is my one and only time for peace and quiet.”
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“Of course Miss Brown. I know my family quite well on what they prefer.”
͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ — ҉ 𝓢𝐓𝐄͟𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄.@SPOILERWATCHER
"You're always THE BEST, Alfred, seriously! And yes, I'd prefer waffles to pancakes right now..."
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Alfred thought to himself, ‘Jason why did you get stuck with this… is it by choice?’
He took his cup of tea and brought it to his lips taking a small sip while he awaits her response.
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The Butler was not too fond of being alone with this…. This crazed jester. Her smile was indeed sending shivered down his old spine.
“Please don’t, I would not enjoy hearing those Horrific instances. Very well, how did Master Jason get tied in with someone as yourself?”
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PUNCHLINE / ALEXIS KAYE.@JOKEENDS
𝑯eh .. Well, Jason didn’t really have a choice in the matter to begin with. Not with how her plan was. Now? It’s a choice to be with her. ❝ I’ll let you decide what to 𝒕alk about.. You wouldn’t want to hear about the trail of bodies left behind , would you ? ❞ The clown
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@ThatFeline “Your secret is safe with me. I needed it after last night. So much going on. I needed a break.”
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@SkillfulButler “Anything Alfred. Just don’t recall the last time I’ve seen you take a moment,— don’t tell Bruce I said that to you.”
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in his voice as he spoke to the jester.
“This strike two for you young lady. One more and we will put you in apron and start cleaning.”
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“Perhaps special in the head. But that’s all I can see.”
The man’s brow would raise as she would unsettling grin. Very creepy it was, slight chill down his spine.
“I don’t fall for cheap tricks. I will put you in your place if you keep this attitude up.” There was sternness »
𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞@Stabbingmedia
“I am totally special, I’m the whole package.” She’s actually chill her grin is growing even more her teeth are shown it’s how thrilling this has been, Stopping her blinks. “You aren’t dumb I’ll give you that, Not falling for the tricks, I was stretching myself +
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boots. Clean or not they don’t belong on the table. You are truly very impolite.”
The next chance he gets he’s pulling her ear and making her clean.
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“Think all you want, you are not special.”
He look at her with a slight confused look as she wraps her arms around her own next. The blinks were quite unsettling.
“I will not fall for your festivities. And no I’m not your personal trainer. Stretch yourself! As for those »
𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞@Stabbingmedia
“Uh huh hmmm, Ptsss yeah right.” Wrapping her arms around her neck, Being fully relaxed, Blinking her eyes a few times. “No guts to take the risk, Hold on my legs need to stretch for a bit, They fell asleep on me and my boots are clean.”
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“It’s not they quite…. Dense I must admit. And you’re no expecting.”
He’d look at the tea before taking it in his hands. The flicking his wrist dumping the tea away.
“I will not risk it. And get your dirty boots off my table! Rude. I should whip you into shape!”
𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞@Stabbingmedia
“My generation is quite nice, Making money off social media and running the streets what a nice life for myself.” She goes to sit down and put her boots on the table. “The tea needed some polishing, Maybe I did or didn’t, You’ll never know, This couch is comfortable.”
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“Your generation is so lazy. Get it yourself and be productive.”
And he looked at where she pointed and it was his tea.
“I will not indulge in it. I believe you put your saliva in it. I do not wish to ingest that repulsiveness.”
𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞@Stabbingmedia
“Damn you, I demand my coffee I’m lazy to get it, Are you even gonna drink your tea? I haven’t seen you take one sip!” Pointing at his tea then shrugs at him, Giving him an annoyed look, beginning to laugh at him.
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“Then get it yourself if you are going to act like a child. I will not tolerate this behavior.”
The butler folded his arm giving a disapproving look at her. He will not fold to her.
𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞@Stabbingmedia
“Yeah yeah! Manners my ass, I get what I want! I’m thirsty!” She lets out a yawn, Leaning back against a wall with a massive grin.
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// I keep getting locked with replies. It any take awhile before I can get those done.
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“Or perhaps the explanation was better in your head then out those lips. I don’t need to understand to know how wrong this is .”
𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞@Stabbingmedia
“Of course you don’t! It flys over your head, Only a few would know what I’m talking about butler.”
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“I will not obey someone so vial. Learn some manners first because this fifth is unacceptable.”
He thought about doing it, just to spit in her coffee, but he’s too elegant to fall that low.
𝐏𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞@Stabbingmedia
“Hush up! You don’t tell me what to do, You aren’t better than me, Fix me some coffee make your self useful for once!”
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“Is Master Bruce around? I may have to out these Clowns down myself. One threatened my teat. They will all bloody go!”
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