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Hey, y'all! I won't be checking this anymore, but you can keep up with me here: bsky.app/profile/slandeโฆ
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Haze! ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Haze! ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@Slanderpanic
He/him. Roller derby announcer (as Hazenberg!), voice artist, and emcee. Bringin' the Thunder since 2014. Avatar by @JaydotSloane!
Baton Rouge, LA, USA Joined Eylรผl 2009
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Maybe, as an elected official, you ought to spend less time worrying about harmless water vapor and more time worrying about what's *actually* poisoning our air.
Valarie Hodges@ValarieHHodges
๐จ LOOK UP, LOUISIANA! THEYโRE SPRAYING OUR SKIES AGAIN. ๐จ Have you noticed strange white trails crisscrossing our skies lately? Many residents across our state are reporting heavy chemtrails, contrails, geoengineering, and cloud-seeding activity โ and now thereโs a new Louisiana law addressing it. โ Senate Bill 46 (now Act 95 of 2025) makes it illegal for any person or company to intentionally release or disperse any chemical or substance into the atmosphere for the purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight within Louisiana. This legislation was passed to protect our environment, public health, and sovereignty โ and it gives YOU the power to help enforce it. ๐ธ If you see suspicious sky activity, take photos and file an official report directly to the Louisiana Department of Environmental Quality (LDEQ): ๐ internet.deq.louisiana.gov/portal/ONLINESโฆ Our skies belong to We the People, not to corporations, contractors, or agencies experimenting with our weather. Letโs document, report, and demand transparency. #Act95 #SB46 #Chemtrails #Geoengineering #CloudSeeding #WeatherModification #Louisiana #LDEQ #EnvironmentalAwareness #ProtectLouisianaSkies
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A lot of American media doesn't seem to be adequately covering what's really happening in the US. So I will.
A story in pictures.
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Just in case you needed a reminder. ๐
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Cats don't know what elections are. But Pip knows that you can't trust an orange felon. Vote Harris.
#PipIsCute #CatsOfTwitter #VoteKamala
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@KingS1zzle @PlagueSequence @thegothsicles No, but you didn't miss anything special. I'm really not much of a DJ, just a track slanger.
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@Slanderpanic @PlagueSequence @thegothsicles Old tweet but do you have a recording of the mix? I'd love to check out which song you played and how'd you mixed it with others.
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A good night of DJing is when you sneak @PlagueSequence and @thegothsicles in and nobody complains.
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@TMobile Service on phones and TMHI has been poor in Baton Rouge since yesterday. What's up?
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Happy #FalloutDay to those who enjoy this franchise as I do.
Crawl out through that fallout my friends and lets GAME ON!!
#Fallout #Fallout76 #Bethesda
@bethesda @Fallout
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@rulerbulon Magda Apanowicz. She was on Caprica back in 2010.
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Ya noticed that a washed-up Canadian actor you followed because they were on a scifi show you liked 14 years ago has gone alllll the way down the MAGA TERF rabbit hole the other dayyy...
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I didn't think I was going to end up apologizing for my cat's butthole on a Teams call today, but here we are.
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@Slanderpanic Pip is precious and probably incredibly grateful to be inside with a loving parent
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Today I had someone comment on a comment that I left about (yes, again) outside cats being invasive and bad. Several people were like โdude, you think cats are the problem? You should look at humans!โ And Iโm like HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE CAT PROBLEM STARTED?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Look, @paramountplus, if you want to bump your prices, maybe DON'T have the jankiest streaming app first.
#ParamountPlus
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Given his all-scenery diet, @quiethandfilms would make an AMAZING D&D Dungeon Master.
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