Slangers

@Fortissimo50171 @OlenaRohoza Another clueless yank

@OlenaRohoza So he’s no like the British leaders who had to be saved from Adolph Hitler. Got it.

Neil White, English writer: Why do the British dislike Donald Trump? First of all, Trump lacks some of the qualities traditionally valued by the British. For example, he has no class, no charm, no composure, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity. We like to laugh, and although Trump can be funny, he has never said anything witty or even mildly amusing—not once, ever. This particularly bothers the British—for us, the absence of humor is almost the same as the absence of humanity. And with Trump, this seems to be the case. He doesn’t even appear to understand what a joke is; his idea of humor is a crude remark, an illiterate insult, or a random act of cruelty. Trump is a troll, and like all trolls, he is never funny and never laughs. His mind is simple—like a bot running on petty prejudices and various nastiness, with no layer of irony, complexity, nuance, or depth. Everything is superficial. Some Americans may see this as a refreshing, progressive simplicity and authenticity. But we, the British, do not. We see it as a lack of inner life, a lack of soul. In Britain, we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are brave underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is the opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich boy or a greedy fat man—he’s more like a bloated white slug, a privileged Jabba the Hutt. He breaks all the rules of basic decency associated with the Marquess of Queensberry—he hits below the belt, something a gentleman would never do. He especially likes to strike the vulnerable or voiceless—and kicks them when they are down. His flaws are hard to miss, and the fact that at least one-third of Americans fail to notice them is shocking to the British. It is impossible to read any of his tweets or hear him speak even a couple of sentences without peering into an abyss. In fact, if Frankenstein had decided to create a monster made entirely of human flaws—he would have created Trump. “A man without a sense of humor is almost crippled to me,” — Pierre Richard.

@AllForProgress_ Live in Hull and not seen a single queue. Shut up Doyle

You drive past a petrol station in Bristol or Hull or Swansea or Basildon and there are fifty cars queued out onto the road. Fifty. People arguing with the attendants because the £30 limit means she can't fill her tank enough to get to her parents' for Easter. This is Britain in April 2026. We import nearly half our oil, despite sitting on considerable untapped reserves. We have no meaningful strategic reserve to speak of. The Strait of Hormuz closes and within five weeks we're rationing fuel at the forecourt like it's 1973 again. Every government since the nineties knew this dependency was a vulnerability. Every single one decided it was a problem for the next lot. Well, there is no next lot any more. There's just us, in the queue, watching the price tick up. Britain could have the cheapest energy in the developed world within a decade. And in fact it's not so much a nice ambition as it is a geopolitical and autarchic necessity. Without it, we are at the mercy of every war we didn't start and every dictator we can't control. That's not sovereignty. That's a country on a leash.

@SandyofSuffolk @WorkyJ @AndyHarrisGB Grow up you sad old frump

@WorkyJ @AndyHarrisGB Another excuse ridden young entitled bastard.

You can buy a nice little house like this in Suffolk with a 5% deposit of £6,000. Nationwide, Barclays and others are offering good deals for first time buyers with only a 5% deposit. But then you'd have to forego your gap year in the Far East and Antipodes or your fancy wedding. Poor you. Boo hoo. 🤣

@PassiveProphet Haha. What a mong

Locked 30 FPS games was an Xbox exclusive this gen

@Bexporter4 Ruby is fucking terrible.

She’s painfully average at everything she does...The only reason she kept getting opportunities and built a big fanbase is because of her looks. Strip that away and she’d have been released just like Ruby and Sarah and honestly Ruby had way more talent than her...

@LauraCosbyhj62 @jdpoc Oh you're so noble and righteous

@jdpoc I’ve never liked it anyway “you either love it or hate it) no middle ground.😂 I’ve already sworn of both Cadbury’s and Nestle chocolate which tastes awful these days so currently eating Lindt instead at least it doesn’t have that awful palm oil in it.

THAT'S IT. THE UK HAS COLLAPSED. WE'RE DOOMED. Unilever has just sold the 124-year-old brand #Marmite ... to an American company.

@TradingMethodz @kfc Heard good things about popeyes if you've got round your way. Pepes is also a great shout for a nandos alternative that doesn't break the bank

@Slangers @kfc Been a while since ive had one. May be another while before I re order from there again too! Unless @kfc gives me an apology and maybe some free chiiiiiickkkkennnn

Oi wankers @kfc What the fuck is this piece of crap ? Large fries that I can barely see in the damn bag ????? And a withered old piece of chicken with the shittest piece of lettuce ive ever seen ???? Absolute disgrace. Robbing fucks.

@jt_stamford Was it good?

Let’s see if this is any good 👌

@AGONbyAOC Go on then

We’re clearing out our EU/US warehouses and found a batch of extra monitors. And we want to give them to YOU. Comment if you want one ⤵️

@StonksAndSlips @CockedStriker @Dan2050473 @cjwingyorks Europoor is one of the gayest things I've ever read.

@Slangers @CockedStriker @Dan2050473 @cjwingyorks UK slang sounds so retarded. Know you meant that as an insult but it made me laugh. Thanks Europoor!

I rarely repost a Truth from DJT. But this one is a banger. I’m old enough to remember when oil went to $120 a barrel because the Europoors were too weak and too gay to deter Russian aggression on their own continent and we had to drain our SPR to calm energy markets. Guess who stepped up the the plate to prop up Ukrainian defenses while inflation was ripping at double digits and the Fed hikes were crashing the market? Much to my chagrin If your militaries only exist to do what’s in your best interest, then by all means go ahead and do what’s in your best interest now. So will we.

@shato_77 @itsCorasmith Wrong

@itsCorasmith We paid more when Biden was in and he was making the world less safe

I am willing to pay more for gas for a short time if it makes the world a safer place. Who else agrees with me?

@JayW132 A mars bar in 2000 was definitely not 28p. You'd be closer to 40/50p

A Mars Bar cost 28p in 2000. Today it's £1.05, and it's 18% smaller. Price up 275%. Size down 18%. Most people accept this as normal. It shouldn’t be.

@JWalkerII @White_MXSK Logan Paul is a full time wrestler..... He's wrestled more than Omega in the last 2 or 3 years

@White_MXSK It’s honestly starting to ruin the spectator experience…the wrestlers can shine enough on their own w/o excessive celebrity feuds.

Maybe Kenny Omega was onto sumn here fr

@CockedStriker @Dan2050473 @StonksAndSlips @cjwingyorks Never seen such a mong on the Internet

They wouldn’t have immigration woes if they weren’t a bunch of pussies who blindly accepted hoards of military aged males who chose to caravan through an entire continent instead of resettling in their own region. By the way, in no small part due to Iranian proxy forces propping up the Assad regime. But I guess that’s not your problem either.

@brihindthescene @jacobmulro16819 @littlehoneybri You've cropped the top of the screen off, and then posted this for Internet points. You're a proper bell

@jacobmulro16819 @littlehoneybri The annoyance lies on the fact that he got my name wrong and then doubled down on getting it wrong instead of using the two eyes in his head to see my name spelled correctly at the top of his screen.

— 🇪🇸🇮🇹🇬🇧🇫🇷🇺🇸 Spain, Italy, UK and France are on Trump’s black list.

@MikeNew19512115 Off you fuck then. Absolute moron

Close down all US bases in Europe. Leave NATO. France, Spain and UK are no longer our allies.

@VISFLY_ Beer jacket son. Get enough booze in you and you don't feel the elements

Birmingham actually broke my brain 😂 Night out, freezing cold, wind howling… and girls are out here dressed like it’s a beach party. I’m talking borderline bikini levels. No jacket, nothing. Insanity. I live in Switzerland, I know cold, but THIS?? Different species.😧

@no3spanoll @wlthdrawls Had a fucking aneurysm reading that

@wlthdrawls ngl i can say da ps5 controllers r way more sturdy and last way longer than ps4 ive had prolly 4-5 controllers since i got mines and only 1 has ever had stick drift mf ps4 controllers dem shits come wit built in stick drift🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️