Steve Cockerham

@Keir_Starmer You need to lose your job after this final absurd and traitorous error of judgement. You're a disgrace to our country and failing its people.

I’m delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah is back in the UK and has been reunited with his loved ones, who must be feeling profound relief. I want to pay tribute to Alaa’s family, and to all those that have worked and campaigned for this moment. Alaa's case has been a top priority for my government since we came to office. I’m grateful to President Sisi for his decision to grant the pardon.

@Neccccy Cockwomble

Describe Lenny Henry in one word?

@SSSandy21 @JuliaHB1 So bad he totally rinsed Labour several times. I'd have him back in a breath right now.

@JuliaHB1 He's criminally underated as a contender for the worst PM we've ever had.

Oh look, him again

@Keir_Starmer This is your justification for digital ID ? Rummaging around in a drawer ? Who wrote this, a 5 year old ?

It’s frustrating having to rummage around in a drawer, looking for an old electricity bill just to open a new bank account. Digital ID will make our lives easier.

@terrychristian The difference is those people didnt scream out that they were special and expect to be treated any differently

True

@Keir_Starmer Let's get you fucked off

Let’s get Britain building.

@JohnCleese Says the twat thats lived for years in Monaco and Nevis

One law for the rich...

@azra3l @antmiddleton Get your shoes on 😉

@antmiddleton You've got about at much chance of becoming mayor as I do of winning the Olympic 100m.

I’m soon to take position of Mayor of London and will halt all this nonsense! You’re in Great Britain and our culture says that you are allowed to run and we encourage exercise no matter your age and gender. You do not get to impose your backwards cultural ideology on our way of life. British culture will set you free, accept and respect it or leave! 🫡🇬🇧

@buc97552 @narindertweets @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Who still intends to vote for more of this shit, seriously ? Turkeys voting for Christmas

@narindertweets @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Went down a treat with the electorate.

The man is BACK. This speech - delivery, conviction- everything he said is what Britain needed to hear. Please keep this up @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour 👏👏👏

@Dan_Carleton @BenObeseJecty @Keir_Starmer Who cares who started it. Probably Tony Bliar under labour. Whoever it was sort it. Change the rules.

@BenObeseJecty @Keir_Starmer The last review and increase of asylum seeker support took place in July 23 when the UK had a …**checks notes**….Conservative Government. Maybe you should pipe down and sit this one out eh?

There will be no golden ticket to settling in the UK. Settlement is earned by contributing to our society, not by paying a people smuggler to cross the Channel. I am determined to make our asylum system fairer and smash the business model of criminal people smugglers.

@BenObeseJecty @Keir_Starmer Exactly this

@Keir_Starmer Maybe you could start by not advertising such a generous asylum package?

@ZiaYusufUK You know when something is so absurd you desperately want it to be AI ?

They deported *1 migrant* and made this video. 1 migrant. 1.2 million videos to go?

@EmilyThornberry You missed the huge elephant in the room

I'm running for Deputy Leader of the Labour Party. We fought hard for a Labour government. But we've made mistakes and must listen. Welfare. Gaza. Wealth tax. Changes to come on SEND. I will be a voice for the membership, unions, PLP, and our constituents - not just nod along.

@antmiddleton That cant be a real image. Surely a hilux cant have a hard top and cherry picker ? And no outriggers on the hilux? Surely it'd topple over sideways.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Let them try that on the 13th! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Inevitablewest Wouldn't we be better off signing a petition thats a vote of no confidence ?

🚨BREAKING: 220k British citizens have signed a petition calling for an immediate General Election in just 24 hours Keir Starmer is finished.

@PhilGregson @adamur87 @antmiddleton They fixed the artist previously known as Prince. And algebra.

I will skydive into our great capital city with the Union Jack attached to me marking a new dawn of British culture, Christian values, principles and morals! 🪂🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@kingkapoor72 @ZoomerHistorian I'm sorry for the primitive attitude of some of my shit-for-brains countrymen

@ZoomerHistorian U can ask this question to ur Wife She will be right person to answer 🙏🏻

Many are calling me a ‘hypocrite’ because I speak against illegal immigrants coming here on boat and yes, I was once an ‘asylum seeker’ too. But let me tell you the truth and the difference. I came here with my parents and siblings after losing everything to war , religious persecution and violence in Afghanistan. We fled after I lost my elder brother in this turmoil. We were under religious persecution and faced death threats daily. We didn’t come here to take, we came here to survive. We didn’t bring hatred. We brought gratitude. We came to live in harmony, not to recreate the same violence we escaped from. But today, the very people we ran from, the extremists, the radicals, the tribal thugs, are being welcomed in by our government. And I can see, with my own eyes, “a new Afghanistan rising up on British soil” I’m warning you, not out of hate, but because I know who they are. I know what they believe, what they capable of. I know how they operate. I escaped from them once. I won’t sit silent and let them take over the land that gave me and my family a second chance. We still have time. Let’s stop fighting each other and start fighting for Britain. 🇬🇧 United we stand. 🇬🇧 We are already falling by division

Sort your security out RIAT. What's the point of a body scan then queuing for a bag search? Easy as anything to move something from my rucksack to my pocket whilst im queueing for the bag search. Hour and half queue for something completely pointless #RIAT2025

@Excalibur890 @antmiddleton You don't think the maggots would also bear those arms ?

@antmiddleton I want the right to bear arms reinstated. Fuck these maggots.

A young man was stabbed to death near the Special Forces Club in London. It was for his watch… A f**king watch! Enough is ENOUGH!!! As Mayor of London I will turn up to every fatal stabbing in the city. I do not care if I’m working 20 hour days, 7 days a week. I will show up with my team and as part of my zero tolerance policies, an automatic investigation will be triggered into the borough where it took place and into the police HQ of that borough. I will also personally liaise with both the parents of the victim and the assailant. I will bring knife crime and gun crime down to an all time low within my first term. This is why I need to be the next London Mayor! Condolences to his family. This is truly shocking!

@RichardHawley thanks for a great night in York last night mate, superb as always👌