JustDoc

Hear me out on this one: Go ahead and build the big beautiful ballroom then use it for the big beautiful war crime trials.

Pulled a big tick out of my armpit It was the highlight of my day

@BraxtonB_Farms Eh?

@TheyCall_Me_Doc At least knock the horse shit off your boots.

Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just got myself invited to Easter Dinner. The fuck is wrong with me?

I think the neighbors are fighting because I hop outta my truck and piss in the field a lot. You can put that shit on trail cam for all I care bitch, do I look like I give a fuck.

It’s actually called the Straight of Whore-moose

@headway10 No. My bestie of 31 years from Veterinarian school.

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Your turtle?

“All my rowdy friends have settled down” Except one, and she’s a treasure.

@SarahWi66057144 No. No they don’t. 💙

@TheyCall_Me_Doc After 31 yrs, this was my first winter and now spring with no horses. I miss them and the early mornings/ eves listening to the munch their grain and hay. Enjoy. You owe no one an explanation. They don't know what they're missing.

I have the audacity to spend hours walking around my farm, watching birds, picking up trash, digging ditches, and grooming horses. Somehow that’s not ok. Like I give a fuck.

Wait…was this dude trying to pick me up? I don’t know how to feel about that.

Old guy stopped me outside Walmart and said, “Hey George! How the hell you been? He wanted to buy back a rifle he sold of his dad’s years ago. He said I look just like George, hair and all. Poor bastard.

@BraxtonB_Farms I too have questions, but was not feeling chatty. I mean, who the fuck is George that wears dirty black cloths,muddy Timberlands,and hay in their wild hair?

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Where tf is George and that gun. We got some issues here!!

@GrandpaBigDog That’s a good woman. Digging clay is no joke.

@TheyCall_Me_Doc I remember when our water pipe buried in the front yard started leaking and my wife was with me, swinging a pickax, as after the topsoil it was solid clay. God I miss that woman. 😢

If a bitch wants to dig a ditch, you let that bitch dig a ditch. Trust me on this.

There’s nothing better than being home. Dorothy was right.

Somebody showed that stupid motherfucker Oppenheimer didn’t they.

@DerekPage672306 Glad you’re still here

One year ago today....The very beginning of what was to become a 9 day stay in the hospital and a 3 month battle

@inkstained Bags of trash picked up off the farm. I’m sure even the fictional Jesus would appreciate some environmental concern.

@TheyCall_Me_Doc Four, two or no legs?

Get high Throw something away For Jesus, of course

@theliamnissan For the flagrant use of the word cunt

Why did you start your Twitter account?