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@ThvnderCat
Hardcore realist using silliness to get through life
Joined Haziran 2020
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It’s crazy how everyone is like “let me be sure I have the right information on this critical matter” for literally every single thing in life but when it comes to faith they’re like “yeah I get goosebumps everytime I hear Sinach or Hillsong so it gats be Holy Spirit moving”.
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Toothpaste doesn’t get rid of acne. What it DOES do, is help dry out existing pimples, leading to less redness and soreness.
Until the hormones causing your acne balance out, it won’t go away. But yes you can dry up active pimples with toothpaste.
𐙚 bambi@bbambied
when they told us toothpaste could get rid of acne
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I mean yeah because everyone else is doing fuckshit and thinking it’s okay
Ginger@Gboye_Rave
Firstborn daughters are always filled with so much anger and irritation. You don't even need to ragebait her, she’s already pre-angry won kanra ku.
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High iron meal, I don’t know what else women these days want.
Marie🧚@glitchu__
this is how men 25+ flirt
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They’re also nostalgically beautiful in a way my words can’t quantify but my heart feels.
Áyòmídé George (Arc.)@vangeorgh
Bring back louvre windows - an energy efficient solution to natural ventilation that allows up to 100% air intake and doesn’t take up much space like a casement window when open
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This is what I like about atheistic agnosticism (or is it agnostic atheism). You realise that there are some things you simply cannot know with the limits of current human knowledge. You understand that not knowing doesn’t have to be synonymous with “omg it MUST be God, then”.
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This sounds like my aunt. I feel like that person has either Dutch or Polish blood. They can be brutal without even seeming to realise it.
𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒@heyyitsjanea
i just know Uncle Dennis been cussing and judging her parents all her life 😭😭
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For the first time in 2 years, our compound gate man travelled.
Just two days.
And everywhere has scattered.
Normally the man does everything.
Open gate.
Pump water.
Fuel the generator.
Wash cars.
We didn’t even realize how much work he was doing until he left.
Yesterday morning, water finished from the tank.
Everybody came outside looking confused.
Nobody even knew where the water switch is.
Later we contributed money to buy fuel for the generator.
Then someone asked,
“Who will go and buy the fuel?”
Silence.
Nobody moved.
Last night I came back home without my key.
I knocked and banged the gate for almost 45 minutes.
Nobody opened.
This morning I even had to wash my own car.
First time in years.
Then the waste disposal people came.
Nobody attended to them.
They just dropped the waste and left.
Omo…
Only two days without our gate man and this compound has completely lost direction.
It’s going to be a very long week for all of us.
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Time to mute this, people have started saying jargons
M.@ThvnderCat
Nigeria is not working, the UK is too boring and individualistic, the USA is too volatile, Canada is too far and too cold. Where person wan even go sef like this
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The Uk is too gloomy.
Almost as if everyone is sad 😂
M.@ThvnderCat
Nigeria is not working, the UK is too boring and individualistic, the USA is too volatile, Canada is too far and too cold. Where person wan even go sef like this
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