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@MarcellWilly Marcell, There’s no one I agree with more often than yourself but I’ll take the Kurt Cobain route instead. All respect intended, he would understand. Best regards, Tim Allen

100% no doubter would rather have a gay son #imfucked

@safariwillii @elonmusk He don’t know you lil bro

@TimAllen @elonmusk this person has an anon account in a another persons name and doesn’t say in bio that they are parody. Pls permaban them

@safariwillii @Andrew_Micah6_8 Retardation has been confirmed

@TimAllen @Andrew_Micah6_8 Probably not even Tim Allen

@safariwillii @Andrew_Micah6_8 I can help out with this one William. This is because you’re retarded

@Andrew_Micah6_8 I don’t like mayonnaise except when it is in a jimmy johns sandwich. I have no idea why.

@MarcellWilly @NFL @JalenHurts @DeVontaSmith_6 @NFLFilms Don’t forget that he’s very wise too #BlackExcellence

@NFL @JalenHurts @DeVontaSmith_6 @NFLFilms Oooooooo I’m Jalen Hurts I can fuck any bitch in the world and just won Super Bowl MVP. God I hate this mfer

"You deserve it, bro." This moment between @JalenHurts and @DeVontaSmith_6 is everything. 💚 @NFLFilms

@NormsPastor Which book would you recommend to tell me that information? Also this tweet is over a week old, don’t let my old tweets determine your emotions please

@TimAllen Hey Tim, read a book every once and awhile and you’d know he’s not the majority owner. #StayInYourLane

There’s been 3 plane crashes in a week and the most incompetent person at their job is still Mark Cuban

PlayStation CEO found dead My reaction:

@KelseyA06021989 You should prove it in my dms

@TimAllen Well you aren’t the real Tim Allen. And I’m not ugly.

@NormsPastor @coookwithchris I remember when I was in highschool

@TimAllen @coookwithchris I’m just a good old white boy tryna survive. How can you hate?

What is the best purchase you've made for your health?

@NormsPastor @coookwithchris Pussies smoke American Spirits #marlbororedgang

@coookwithchris American Spirit cigs

@MarcellWilly #RapeTravisKelce

Travis Cringe Fag Kelce

@blackies1 @JamesTate121 Shannon, Thank you for your input! I’m sure you’re somebody I can trust to know these things and you’re not just someone acting on emotions. I would like to say though, no one here wants to go into your dogshit ass maple country. Best regards, Tim

@JamesTate121 Trump is actually tanking the U.S.Dollar! I can see Americans coming crossborder to do all theur shopping, from gas to groceries to meds.

Donald Trump made insulin go from 35$ to 600$. Are we great yet?

@johnsoninyomouf @TaylorLewan77 You vs. Me currently

Congrats to the Ohio State Buckeyes. The National Championship stays in the Big Ten!!

@ianmiles I mean duh. #whyelsewouldivoteforhim #juckfews

This is getting so old.

@MillennialPastr Millennial, Tell your kids I said that I’m sorry that their dad is so soft! Somebody has to toughen them up. #bringbackhittingkids