Timmclaren ™🩺 🇰🇪

@Mkainerugaba_ What ocean?

Stop watching porn for 30 days and you’re already ahead of 99% of men.

When you cum and he cums immediately after you… >>>>

No porn Pray daily Run often Eat healthy Drink water Avoid sugar Make money Develop skills Start networking Cut off distraction = Magic pill of life.

The last true statesman who fought tribalism to the bitter end. Death really wronged us when it took you away from us Baba.

@JustKobby98 @grok 🤔

Never add milk to Coca Cola before S3X. You’ll hurt her. 🥹🙏🏾Thank you.🥲

@Masika_039 Transnzoia county. Mbavu destroyer is a WANTAM governor. He runs transnzoia county like an AP camp

Which County has the worst Governor?

@kijana_misa Miguna na Gaitho walinipiga block mbaya sana

Kama hii tl hujawai kuwa blocked na these accounts you must be a very peaceful person: 1. Amerix 2. Octopizzo 3. Nyakundi 4. Sharp girl 5. Wagathima 6. Miguna Miguna 7. Polo Kimani 8. Stargirl 9. Katheu 10. Gaitho

Baaas kumbe hii ndio inafanya retired President Uhunye arudi kwa siasa through the back door! 😱

If Gachagua vies for the presidency, Ruto will get a Second Term, If Matiang’i vies for presidency, Ruto will get a Second term, If Kalonzo vies, Ruto will get a second term, If Raila vies, Ruto will get a Second term Only the Maraga/Okiya ticket will send him home.

If you're earning 25 to 30k a month & you work in Nairobi, you better get a house in Zimmerman, Kasarani, Mwiki, Kinoo, Donlhom, Kitengela, Kawaha West, Rongai and Umoja. Huku you will eat, pay rent and even save kiasi.

This Dj Afro Guy is the reason my mother almost killed me. Nilitumwa Kerosene ya kuwasha stove saa nne nikapitia pale kwa movie nikapata ndio sinema ya Azumi inaanza nikaamua kukaa chini dakika tano nione namna gani. When I went outside again it was dark. Kuuliza jamaa ni saa ngapi ananiambia 7:20. That day I am telling you My mother beat me up and until she got tired,mwiko ikavunjika,she now started biting me like a T9 Mutina. I once told this story to a Westlands baddie and she told me I had childhood trauma. But my fellow Lower middleclass Jangris know we all deserved those beatings.

Majembe angeachilia hii dondi sai tungekuwa tunakimbiza mwili Migori

Drama in Gilgil as a truck driver finds out a female passenger he had given a lift along the Nakuru–Nairobi Highway in exchange for intimacy turns out to be a man dressed as a woman.

Oya Luos amkeni buana. Gachagua ametutusi tena. Amesema sisi tunabweka. In other words anamaanisha sisi ni mbwa. Awuoro sana🤦

Usinishoutie!! 😂 A Matatu Driver Allegedly Started Driving At 20 Km/Hr After A Passenger Told Him He Was Overspeeding. 🎥 @:9th_june tiktok

I never knew a day would come that I would agree with the Nandi dwarf Even a broken clock is right twice a day Kudos on this, CALL THEM OUT! 👏 Thank you ! Especially hapo kwa Wanga and Ben Tens!

@polo_kimanii 😂😂😂😂

Mtu nataka mchunguze vizuri ni huyu anaitwa Wilberforce Wekesa almaarufu Bookten,manake huyu jamaa kusema ukweli sijai muona akiwa kazi ata siku moja maisha yake. Lakini anaranda randa nairobi kama makang’a from monday to Saturday. Akipiga selifie na watu. Anatoa wapi fare? Mniambie ni care taker mgani na mshahara ya 12 sausand anaAfford such lifestyle. Kama caretaker wa kilimani ama ata lavington hakuna mwenye nishai ona na iphone,but bookten a caretaker from Juja has an iphone 15. 15!? Bwanaaa watu sio wajinga bwana. This one is a spy from Congo,huko ndio alipotezea vidole mbili akipigana gorilla war na M23. Invite him in your home at your own peril! Kuna siku mtanikumbuka haya maandishi