HarlemShakeAtYourWake

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake

@ToastyRamirez

Trying to find the meaning of life in a Corona IG: ToastyRamirez

Roosevelt Island/LES Joined Mart 2009

1.3K Following2.6K Followers

HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·1d

White bitches and a 9oz pour go together real bad

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·4d

"I thought tipping was optional" Yeah, so is service

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·6 Nis

Every day you wake up with an erection at this age is a good day. Happy Easter

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·4 Nis

@nonotyellow 6:18

evil liteskin 😈@nonotyellow·4 Nis

5:55 🔮

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·2 Nis

@kait_yo IT WAS A DUDE

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young OG@kait_yo·2 Nis

@ToastyRamirez lmao what's wrong with these bitches

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·2 Nis

"Can I get a white wine spritzer but instead of soda can you use prosecco?" ...So you want watered down prosecco, heard

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evil liteskin 😈@nonotyellow·31 Mar

🫂 my nigga is baaaaaaack!

LORDY_BAR@Lordybar

Your man a bird he came in from from his seasonal job and your sister that only date brownskin men said MY SISTER COOKED FRIED FISH AND AMARILLO RICE YOU FUCKING BUM ASS NIGGA YOUR PLATE ON THE STOVE annoyed you Lol

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·29 Mar

How do I explain to a child that I'm not going to be nice to them because their bum ass parents aren't tipping

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·27 Mar

@nonotyellow Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

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evil liteskin 😈@nonotyellow·27 Mar

@ToastyRamirez so yes

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·27 Mar

The grandmother comes every Thursday for salsa night. It was her birthday

evil liteskin 😈@nonotyellow

@ToastyRamirez were they with you? 🤨

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·27 Mar

Just watched a fight at work between a 36 year old mother and her 20 year old daughter almost come to blows where many "suck my dicks" were exchanged. And before you ask, yes they were Puerto Rican

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·24 Mar

If I pay 500 fucking dollars Jigga better come out with a caesar and a tall tee

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·23 Mar

Everybody know the stanky leg but nobody remembers the booty doo

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·17 Mar

Dudes have their first smoked old fashioned or big ice cube and suddenly it's their whole personality

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·14 Mar

Yes actually, I would like to hang with a bad bitch

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n@HATETHEREALME·12 Mar

They hit the pentagon

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·11 Mar

Bam Adebayo scoring 83 points is a recession indicator if I ever seen one

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·25 Şub

I'm starting to think that monkey is just pussy. Like how are you the victim every single time

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·18 Şub

Literally just landed in New York and my lips are already chapped

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HarlemShakeAtYourWake@ToastyRamirez·12 Şub

Me and my Dominican tailor against the world

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