Every engineer complains about tech debt.
If you're not technical, these complaints can be hard to understand.
Use this cheat sheet to help you:
1️⃣ Identify which type your team is facing
2️⃣ Have a productive conversation with your engineers
Friendly reminder:
Your monthly metrics will be down ~7% in February because leap year February is ~7% shorter than January.
Please do not contact your data team about it.
A grammar book walks into a bar
* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
*A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
* A question mark walks into a bar?
* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. * Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
* A synonym strolls into a tavern.
* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
* A dyslexic walks into a bra.
* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .
– Jill Thomas Doyle
@ReidWeb Ended up getting the glider and getting soaked too!! That coupled with translink strike next weekend and I'm about done with our bus service 😒
@TranslinkMetro second time this week the 4D bus from Donegall Sq East just hasn't turned up. A crowd of people here waiting for it at 3.50pm, no sign 😠
I recently talked about User Stories on my YouTube channel, and got asked by several people about how I would deal with "Back End Stories", so here is a thread User stories for "Back End" vs User stories for "Front End"
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4 rules I swear by:
1. Lead people, manage work
2. You need focus, not more capacity
3. If you can't explain it, you don't understand it
4. Without upfront expectations, you can't give feedback
Just bc it comes up a lot:
Teaching vs mentoring vs coaching
It's all a spectrum & you float between. Diff hats with diff purpose.
Some might limited themselves to only operating in one spot on the spectrum but the best coaches/mentors/teachers/etc I've met float up and down.
Many new engineering managers come to the job full of frustration at the shitty management they have endured and/or witnessed, and determined not to inflict the same shit on their teams.
And they don't! 💕
Instead, they make new mistakes...like these.
charity.wtf/2023/06/19/thr…