Topher Note
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Topher Note
@TopherNote
Astros since birth | LSU Alum | Saints Fan | DJ | Music, Movies and Comedy
Fort Worth, TX Joined Ağustos 2019
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Someone almost pulled out in front of me, then pulled up next to me at the next light and apologized, and I think I have a brain tumor
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The regular season standings will probably be the inverse of this.
proud ranger fan@RangerApologist
Final AL West spring training standings: 1st: Rangers (18-12) 🔥 2nd: Angels (16-16) 🥱 3rd: Athletics (14-16) 💔 4th: Astros (11-14) 🤣 5th: Mariners (11-19) 💀 It’s only March … and the Rangers already running the division 😭💙❤️
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@longhorndave Someone needs to have a chat with these sharks about mixing uppers and downers.
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JFC I swam in the Caribbean in the Bahamas this year. Now you tell me?
Melissa Chen@MsMelChen
The good news is that now they’re not that hungry
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@JackChambersGB It's a great combination of French and Spanish influence.
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Will forever be obsessed with New Orleans architecture
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@JKMJXH4 Nevermind, I completely misread your original post. I have no idea how I read "caribbean" instead of Cardinals.
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I've been applying for quite a few jobs over the last several months. I've decided to no longer include my ethnicity and gender in the application. Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I'm curious if it will make a difference.
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The current song stuck in my head is Dance Into the Fire by Duran Duran. I'm really not a fan of Duran Duran but apparently my brain has picked them as the winner this evening.
Scumbag brain
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@504Tru Better than tripping over a S&WB worker who is sleeping on your lawn maybe?
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@TopherNote I just tripped over a busted water line reading this comment
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Chuck Norris was the famous person with whom I shared a birthday. We also have the same initials. I will carry on these arbitrary coincidences in his honor until my last days. Rest well, Charles.
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