RetardedTrader

@pokimanelol yeah shut the fuck up also

people are gonna shit on me no matter what i do, might as well do whatever the fuck i want.

MIA KHALIFA FORMS SPAC AND IS LOOKING TO RAISE $690 MILLION IN IPO

Someone on the $TSLA Board should tell Elon to stop tweeting about Dogecoin and start talking up the great $TSLA products and innovations coming (CyTruck, L5 Robotaxis, Semi, Roadster).

finance.yahoo.com/news/sharehold… $NPA ongoing investigation

.@elonmusk is Satoshi Nakamoto.

Who wants to start Palihanevada with me? apnews.com/article/legisl…

@hecht_dan @chamath Hinderberg isn't a short seller ? Then explain WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS : $CLOV

@chamath Hinderberg isn't a short seller. They investigate frauds.

For those following $CLOV, trust the process and the facts.

🤠Let's make some juice guys... SQUEEZE IT! $CLOV #CHAMATH

If She 1. Stresses you out 2. Leads you on 3. Takes your money 4. Manipulates you 5. Doesn’t care about you 6. Can’t drive herself anywhere 7. Relies on you 8. Never calls unless she needs something That ain’t your girl, that’s the NASDAQ

People who bought $GME at the very top be like...

They must be right... They have a 𝐁l𝐨𝐨𝐦b𝐞𝐫g Terminal, we don't. 🤡 $CLOV #Hindernburg

They sure wanna expose frauds and help "retail investors" but first let's bleed you dry. you bet on a fraud and you didn't know it was one ? don't care. $CLOV #CHAMATH #HINDENBURG

@HindenburgRes @chamath Can you please explain why so many puts were purchased RIGHT BEFORE you published your report? How can you justify your work as “activist” in nature? Give it up already

We are preparing a response to $CLOV. At a minimum, we are pleased to see that now, for the first time, regular investors know what Clover and @chamath knew the whole time: that the company has been under active DOJ investigation. More observations forthcoming.

Finance is not complicated. If my nipples are hard I buy, and if they’re soft I sell.

@vladtenev Bro, when are you going to shut up ?

There is no reason why the greatest financial system the world has ever seen cannot settle trades in real time. Doing so would greatly mitigate the risk that such processing poses. (7/9)

It’s time for T+2 to go. (1/9)

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