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@UrinatingTree

A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops. For Uche.

Bottom of a sixtol Joined Nisan 2010
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise - Next to no attendance at many games - Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots - Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana) - National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL - Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played - League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season - AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul - Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs Good god.
Spring Football Zone@SpringFBZone

BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued. #AFL

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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
We don't get Blue Devil tears, but we get the consolation of Tar Heel tears.
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
Thanks to the Browns, they can trade five first round picks for the next Deshaun Watson!
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate

The #Browns have submitted a rule proposal to allow draft selections to be traded up to five seasons in the future.

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Johnny barks@Johnny_Barks·
Today marks 5 years of Clickbait Sports. They helped pave the way for all NFL shitposters here today. They deserve our gratitude.
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@UrinatingTree What did you want him to do?
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
Conglaturation, Mark DeRosa! You are now a meme!
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
Aaron Judge? He's been one in the clutch for a bit.
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
*does not include Aaron Judge
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
THEY GOT THE REAL USA HITTERS BACK!!!
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
Man, I didn't know the USA replaced their hitters with dudes from the rec center.
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
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Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate

The #Dolphins will have over $165M in dead money on their 2026 salary cap this upcoming season. More than $165M of a $301.2M cap will be devoted to players no longer on the team. That includes Tua Tagovailoa, Tyreek Hill, Jaylen Waddle, Jalen Ramsey, Minkah Fitzpatrick, and several others.

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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
@MarcoM17_ It's not even that. Colorado goaltending and defense has just vanished.
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UrinatingTree@UrinatingTree·
Penguins, The Fucking. I'm as stunned as you are.
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小丑@TheMan0fTheMole·
@UrinatingTree You’re so butthurt that the NBA is more popular than NHL
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