Venture Bros. Capitalist ↙️↙️↗️

@DJClaussen71 @Eangel4285 Here we go, d6 tables for generating elon musk ideas. Roll one d6 for each table.

@LoveAmyPond Yeah

@Paleosculpts Yep

Just wanna test something here ~ ~ ~ The Jurassic World trilogy sucks

@ItsPerryXP @legotrillermoth Wish the USMC had done their job and sent your parents a folded flag

@legotrillermoth Using wikipedia which isn't a valid source. Govt is purposely changing definitions to fit their narrative.

@AOC @Teamsters You voted to strikebreak

The last time we stood with @Teamsters Local 202, we stared down a national food crisis over resistance to a $1 raise. Back then, railroad workers stood with us. They turned trains around to not cross a picket line. We won then, and we can win now. Let’s get these sick days 💪🏽

@ohJuliatweets I was told in high school history class that the founding fathers truly believed that all men are equal regardless of color but that would have been too radical an idea for the time so they... Just kept on owning slaves? So maybe the public education system is fucked too

@ChristieFiddle @BrandyLJensen You're worse at spotting fake guns than the fucking pigs lmao

everyone will focus on the guns of course but i am personally quite disturbed by the four cans of caffeine-free diet coke

@elonmusk @VassiliosBitsas Friends? Lmao now I know you're lying

@VassiliosBitsas Friends have asked me if there’s a way to recover their old vine videos! Will look into it.

Twitter experienced slight degradation of service today from an old 3rd party tool used to block accounts that had no rate limit (sigh). Should be fixed now.

@HatKidSays Somehow no?

@HatKidSays Lmao I am a glutton for punishment

@academic_la Do zionists self-select for being just the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet or is it included in some sort of orientation packet

I walked by this store. Was super excited to get some Israeli/kosher stuff. It is a massive con job. It’s owned by Russians and all the products there are from Vladivostok or whatever. Dude, name it Kalinka and leave us out of it.

Teaching the boys how to tell when an Indian restaurant is actually Pakistani is my contribution to the Desi culture lmao

@lgsorceress @anarchonbury I'm sorry I think that's my fault, I touched the poop

@MildlyAmused How did the church convince Arab scholars to lie about Rome's existence

@yeongno3 I have been told this to me face what the fuck are you on about

they are making up someone to get angry at on the internet again

@elonmusk Why do you post like a redditor with a traumatic brain injury

Thanksgiving cuisine is such a delightful symphony of flavor!

@O_TheHumanity @SA__moment Do you remember the fucking meat ship

@SA__moment My favourite SA recipe is the hot dog wrapped in cheese and bacon then encased in beef. Can't remember the name given to it but it made my chest hurt looking at the photos of it.

Poster porizj creates a thread about his chili recipe, which is so bad and badly-told that over a decade later people are still making fun of it. (2011)

@SA__moment Did Maddox write this

@Cobratate @elonmusk You are both rapists

I am Top G but @elonmusk Is Top E

@elonmusk So you're definitely gonna shit your pants 9n the news then

The most entertaining outcome is the most likely – my variant on Occam’s Razor

@elonmusk Not like... The TV or something?

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