Andy Corps

@anon_opin 52 this year, no way am I growing a pony tail

Men over 40 with a full head of hair should be obliged to revert permanently to the haircut they had when they were 16. Level up the playing field a bit.

@NoContextBrits Does it have a sea view?

Only true British comedy fans will recognise this house.

@McLarenShadow @McLarenF1 perhaps McLaren MP4/30, a cracking dark mode livery....

It’s time for another McLaren knowledge test! Can you name the McLaren car model and year? 🤔 Drop your guess in the comments below 👇

@SoVeryBritish Tea and cake... Or @marmite on crumpet

Name a better duo than tea and biscuits

@McLarenF1 I'm imagining a big empty building with Oscar just wandering around looking for ways to entertain himself until everyone else returns...

🖐️ days remaining of summer shutdown... #McLaren

@SoVeryBritish Jammy Dodgers are rubbish from the fridge, the jam goes too hard, and that's the best bit!

With temperatures set to hit 30°C in many parts of the country, it’s another “better put the biscuits in the fridge” kind of day.

@Llandaff_North_ Chamberlain road and Hilton Place were apparently being resurfaced 3+ weeks ago... Still waiting

Cllrs Dilwar Ali and Jennifer Burke are pleased to let residents know that Maplewood Ave will be resurfaced as part of Cardiff Council’s ongoing Carriageway Resurfacing Programme. 🗓 Start date: 26 August 2025 ⏱ Duration: Approx 1 day 📍 Location: Section shown in the graphic

@F1 I was there for that... It was amazing to see him finally win.

GET IN THERE! 🙏 One of the sport's feel-good moments as Jenson Button scores an emotional maiden win at the 113th attempt 🥹 #F1 #HungarianGP

@SoVeryBritish So they can be used in place of jacket buttons. Making the edible practical...

Who knows what the little holes in bourbon biscuits are for? Wrong answers only please.

@GreggsOfficial, your "any drink" meal deal advertising is misleading. Staff deny "premium" drinks, but there's no in-store differentiation. This is a clear issue for trading standards. Please clarify your offer!

@cardiffcouncil @YouthCardiff @ChildFriendlyC1 Call it Cardiff Carnival instead, and you'll cut some of the Cardiff community hate this event sends to be attracting.

March with us, meet in front of the Pride Ballons on Westgate Street 10am. Little Gigs Bach youth bands, T-shirt printing, face painting, circus skills, games & more! #PrideCymru2025 @CP2TC_CPIDd @YouthCardiff @ChildFriendlyC1

@McLarenF1 Next thing can we get "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau" played? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

ELLA LLOYD SECURES HER FIRST F1 ACADEMY WIN! 👏 #McLaren | #F1Academy

@mollieinecstasy Would have loved to hear "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau"

the face of someone whose maiden win was overshadowed by the english anthem…feeling like the charles leclerc f2 spain incident all over again #F1Academy

@cardiffcouncil @swpolice Several were buzzing around Hailey park earlier this evening. Electric ones .

@swpolice 🏍️ 🏍️ Great partnership work tackling anti-social behaviour and keeping communities safe! #OperationGreenHorizon #WorkingForCardiff #CommunitySafety

Our Off-Road Bike Officers teamed up with @SWPolice to tackle illegal off-road biking in an ongoing operation. Officers searched key hotspots & green spaces, with drone support funded by the Home Office Safer Streets Fund. 🏍️ 2 stolen off-road bikes seized. #OpGreenHorizon

@SoVeryBritish Crowded House summed it up best with their song, "four jackets in one day"

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

@autosport Chuck Verstappen in the racing bull

If Red Bull swap Lawson for Tsunoda. Then Lawson out-qualifies Tsunoda in a Racing Bull in Japan. What next...

@cardiffcouncil At least I won't have to wait 3 months for the Christmas tree to be taken away next year

🌿 Exciting news! Cardiff Council now offers year-round fortnightly garden waste collections! 🌱 Starting this week, you can have your garden waste collected every 2 weeks for 50 weeks a year. Let's keep Cardiff green and clean! 🌳 #CardiffRecycling #GardenWaste

@SkySportsF1 When will you offer a subscription option exclusively for the F1 channel at a more affordable price, rather than requiring us to pay for the entire sports package, which includes channels we have no interest in watching?

New season, new look… introducing your @skysportsf1 team for the 2025 season! #WelcomeToTheShow

@McLarenFE Well done guys. Will see papaya on the top step this season for sure.

Post-race thoughts from our trio. 🎤

@McLarenF1 How can I set this as my ringtone... Or maybe alarm clock sound 😀

The sound of 2025 🔊🔥