human disaster

@mrgnvns Okay true. My two passions in life

@assumptions This is “letting me complain to you and send you every minute detail about my life” erasure.

Literally my only passion in life is opening jars for my girlfriend

Bahamas makes music for people who think they’re too cool to listen to Norah Jones (this is a compliment. Norah Jones slaps.)

Acrylic wants what cashmere has

Any time I see a fucked up little freak my first thought is always “wow that looks just like my dog”

@mrgnvns Thank you. I tried my best to capture his essence

@assumptions Very good choices of the freak

I’ll never post my full Spotify Wrapped bc I’m actually a very cringe person.

@jkac I’d go crazy if I “wasn’t allowed” to eat meat, but at this point I think of it less as a staple and more as a special lil treat. Taking the “you can’t/shouldn’t” temptation and guilt away made it way easier for me mentally to just.. make something else, if that makes sense

@jkac For me the key was figuring out a few easy satisfying staple recipes that didn’t have any meat that I was genuinely excited about and then riffing from there. Also not making it an immediate switch and easing into incorporating more beans/lentils/tofu/etc!

@OgLakyn Thrift store suck now tbh :( Even the difference from a few years ago when I started thrifting to now is actually shocking, and it’s wild it’s only going to get worse

Why does that matter? Because history matters. And the things that the rich/wealthy wear are not what makes up fashion history. Also, thrift stores are gonna suck in the future.

We, as a society, wash our clothes way too much and largely incorrectly. Coupled with diminishing quality, we’re on track to not have any non-high end clothes that last long enough to become retro, let alone vintage.

The maritimer urge to figure out if you know someone they know the second they mention the east coast

@politicaIesbian Truly

@assumptions same place where every dyke on tv is butch... the dream

i've spent way less time on tiktok since it started recommending me vids abt how terfy it is for lesbians to not fuck men. i choose peace instead

@politicaIesbian Right? It’s really starting to feel like these types of people see “being oppressed” as a sign of being Morally Good, so they gotta grasp at some straws to feel bad and thus validated as Good People? idk. Regardless it’s bizarre

@assumptions also the whole. "stop identity policing" thing is insane as though saying "words have meanings and we all know what lesbian means so maybe don't Have a Boyfriend and pretend to be one" is at all on the same level as actual state sanctioned violence

@politicaIesbian I want to live in whatever little fantasy world they’ve created where lesbians are universally beloved, respected, and celebrated constantly

@assumptions its sooooo fucking insane bc these ppl clearly think lesbians have had it too good for too long when like. bro speak to even one lesbian. "you're gatekeeping" yes. "you're policing others" literally do what you want but maybe consider what message you're sending

@emilydawnlove Our milkman gave us the commercial rate because my family of five went through a truly INSANE amount of milk

@lobbyspider The adventures of Paul and Jessica

Love how everyone in dune has crazy names and then there’s just “Paul”

@sbg_arch Ugh I’m sorry. Its so rough out there. I hope you’re able to find something that works for you!!

@assumptions That's where I bought my last last pillow. Also only lasted about a year before turning into a flat unfluffable rock.

Gross. Retail. Consumerism. Commodification. Gross. Gross. Gross. After many many bad sleeps worsened by a bad pillow, I decided it's time to buy another one (even though I just bought this one last year).