Ben "The Arson" Carson

@NatureUnedited I thought without ice they just got sad and died? Guess that was a lie too. Melt the ice caps, drown florida, now.

During the summer months in the Arctic Circle, polar bears can be found snoozing among grass and fireweed on patches of land that emerge as sea ice retreats. They enjoy naps and can sleep up to 18 hours a day

To be fair, it's a pretty cool color. Calming, yet cheerful. Friendly yet bold. Accented against the white uniform. Very chic. Ben has spoken.

@thedailymemes_ A chinaman would call that dinner.

What is this?

@Oceanbreeze473 Kind of thing Indian millionaires would drive around in.

The 1954 Rolls Royce Silver Wraith had a toilet where waste would just fall on the road.

@jakeshieldsajj Am I an anti-semite?

4 years ago I posted this meme and it was such a big deal that Wikipedia added it to my page saying I’m an antismite Amazing how fast the world has changed

@alancornett Damn, he kept getting recaptured. He must've been a really good slave.

By the time the Pilgrims landed in Plymouth, Squanto had crossed the Atlantic, lived in England for 9 years, went back to America, then was captured and taken to Spain. He lived in Malaga for 4 years. He went back to America and was there when the Pilgrims landed. Squanto knew English, certainly knew Spanish, likely knew a good bit of Latin, and was a baptized and confirmed Catholic. The Virginia settlers had been in America so long already that Squanto may very well have met Pocahontas in London (they were there at the same time). American mythologized history acts like the Plymouth Pilgrims practically beat Columbus to the New World.

@TheSignOfFive Been 500 years since the fall of the Aztec empire, and Mexico has hardly changed.

The most surreal thing you’ll read today.

@danalcoe @washghost1 pokeweed? does pikachu snack on that?

@washghost1 That looks similar to pokeweed, you can eat them, but they have to be young.

It was the accent that made me watch but can we really eat “weeds” that grow in our yards

@LukeTempest3 @washghost1 Get out more dipshit. America is full of ppl who have thick accents like that, and there's nothing wrong with that. Go fuck ya self.

@washghost1 I don't mind cultural quirks, but when you're trying to share a message with the masses, then try to conform a little. When I hear somebody speak like an idiot, I automatically shut them out. You might have something profound to say, but you choose to narrow your audience.

@washghost1 @GetOnTap You can also use the flowers to brew wine.

@GetOnTap I’ve heard they’re good for pain

@GetOnTap @washghost1 dandelion salad with bacon dressing... delicious.

@washghost1 Dude, Appalachia is covered in shit you can eat. Dandelions are a big one, considered a weed.

@ChrisDJackson Dude was so out of it, I think half the time he didn't even realize he was president. So do I miss the walking sock puppet running the show? No. Just cause Trump is awful doesn't mean Biden was good.

Every day I watch the chaos in this country and think about how many people got it completely wrong on Joe Biden, especially Democrats and the media. Democrats turned on him and bought into a manufactured narrative, while the press trashed stability, mocked experience, and helped normalize a convicted felon… and now act like none of it happened. A lot of people owe him an apology. Anyone else feel this anger? 🤷

@romanhelmetguy Pennsylvania will send 300000 groundhogs to aid in the effort! I'm sure we have that many running around. Be fun as hell catching them too!

Ok I did the math. Based on Napoleon’s calculations on the excavation rate of Caesar’s legions (17k cubic yards per legion per day), a strait of the same width and depth as the Suez Canal could be dug from Dubai to the open ocean by 10 legions in 10 years. Let’s get digging.

@MyLordBebo That is definitely Jeffrey Epstein. Hiding in plain sight. Genius really.

Lmao … bro is even on an island?

Educational content.

UMARF Occupational Safety & Health Department reminds all that danger of sitting next to full natural gas cylinders, while low is never zero.

@Acyn Omg... He actually believes it doesn't he?

Trump on troop deployments: I seem to have great support. CNN came out with a poll today that I'm at 100%. They said they have never seen a poll like that. The CNN poll said I'm at 100%.

@MetamateDaz Oh you poor naive soul... A year from now we'll be eating 40 dollar fast food meals in our 3k a month studio apartment while wearing $400 flip flops looking back on this as the good ol days.

we're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every rundown studio apartment is $1500, every fast food meal is $20, every luxury condo has razor thin walls, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

@HousebotGuy Nah man, he's just ugly as hell.

After watching again, I noticed what looks like horns starting to grow out of his forehead 😳 Not trying to be overdramatic, but there is a very real possibility that Satan has returned to earth in Netanyahu’s body. I made a video showing it more clearly and just posted it.

Holy sh*t! The guy playing Benjamin Netanyahu didn’t realize the camera was still on and just broke character in front of the world ☠️ Then his team notices it is still live and rushes him off stage.