Amber

Practicing self-care…. Wine, steak and football in the loser lounge. 16th/1428 #wsop circuit opener @TVPokerRoom C’ya next weekend 🍷

@KyleK_poker Sorry, quads <quads only happens during tourneys; no jackpot 🥹

Tonight’s accomplishments so far: Lost set < set Lost straight < straight Lost flush < flush Lost full house < full house Up next? Quads vs quads for a jackpot please? 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 One tiiiiiiiime.

I was really only a poker dabbler before; less so now that I’ve become a RE investor.. no time, no $ But for you degens rolling in it… bid here for a fab midmod vacay at my dome 😘 instagram.com/reel/Cw-2HQJLP…

@HoldemMedia_Dan Hi, must I stand in this line for guest card to register for tourney?

@SavagePoker @MaryannSavage @alexogray My exact reaction seeing this as a child while abroad, told my aunt the eggs were 'overdone'; didn't change when visiting chef at Benu in SF tried to sneak it past me either...

When @MaryannSavage tells @AlexoGray about balut.

Day of 1sts- play NLHE in TX, play @LodgePokerClub, flop quads and lose in tourney, jump on (wrong) table and buy in for all $ in wallet & still covered by all, run good 😊

Just landed at AUS to optimize my vacation property in NB, but heard there was a tourney @LodgePokerClub ; what to do?

@pamelam35 @KevinRobMartin This is my MO…after dinner break; been told I’m just a blonde on a buzz after I felt them…

@KevinRobMartin you bring a bottle of wine to the table

Signs you might be a recreational poker player!👇

@Luca_AU_ This is most ortho surgeons on call….

You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2022.

@BenjeeNFT @PhilGalfond Is this hand now named after him?

@PhilGalfond Hello from 2023. Attenborough just folded 🙋🏽‍♂️

I would’ve called and been in my car already.

@evan_teitelbaum @ChancesCards OMG, watching during tourney… taking side bets on the # someone told him to count to every hand (think we rounded to 120). I was jubilant on the 6-9 hand!

@ChancesCards Sorry , watching Karim Rebei pre flop with J 2 or worse tanking on the live stream was like watching a dentist pull a wisdom tooth . Sorry , no place for that IMO .. although the 6-9 bluff spew was entertaining to flopped 3’s full .. I’ll say that much !

Attention Euro pros at Venetian. If you tank 10 seconds to check a spot that you check with 100% of your range, I will be calling the clock on you when you actually need time in a big spot to make up for it.

Hopped a flight for a long weekend trip… Good luck ya’all @WSOP, I’ll see you on #pokertwitter Can you name what’s in the wine fridge?

@KyleK_poker @Michael_Loncar @TVPokerRoom I’m on the BI… 🏝

Just randomly running into other poker players in Maui as if we’re in Vegas or something @Michael_Loncar @TVPokerRoom #NorCalPoker

@smashedagain @SquidPoker He would agree and you still get the middle

@SquidPoker Straight evil is telling the wife that she is very attractive

Had the middle seat on overnight 11 hour flight. An hour in I realise the people on the window and aisle seats are a couple. That’s straight evil right?

@StrategyTime21 @SquidPoker I see him regularly, the view from the window not so much…

@more_TBC @SquidPoker You are 100% going to lose the window or aisle… what’s the gamble? And I won’t move… sorry dude you get the middle, I’ll see him when we land.

@SquidPoker Trying maximise the chances nobody takes the middle seat and they get more space? Gotta respect the gamble.

@VodkasodaP @SquidPoker This is pro move… Others hope to guilt the chick to move to the middle; they fail 100% with me… if he moves, that’s on him 😉

@SquidPoker Yes couples book both sides to hope no one books the middle seat

@KeilDrescher @SquidPoker I don’t know you but my first thought was … sucker… Sorry dude you get the middle

@SquidPoker Always book seats that way just in case there is an opening between. Last week, when I showed up and there was someone in the middle, I invited them to take the window.

@CadeCottrell @SquidPoker Why bother… you each deserve your comfort. Sorry dude you get the middle… it’s not complex.

@SquidPoker My wife and I do that and just pretend we don't know each other so that the middle person doesn't feel awkward. Is that more or less evil?

@Martin_Jacobson @SquidPoker I wouldn’t do it, don’t expect him to either 😉

@SquidPoker Same thing happened to a friend. He asked to swap and the husband declined 😳