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@talk2veee Come let us go and brush our teeth.. so that we can kiss..

What’s the best way to tell your spouse that you can’t kiss them cos their mouth is smelling?.

@Itzpelumi @Needle_of_Arya He made a move and it worked.

@Needle_of_Arya “A guy from the web dev team” - Nigga intercepted the email and deleted the it from the other 14 people so he could get a chance.

So, who's going to tell her?

@NigeriaStories Lol...

Cubana Chief priest declares for Orsu,Orlu,Oru East Federal House of Reps under APC. Says he is contesting to make life better for his people

@instablog9ja His father should have kicked him out..since he is 16.

Tense moments as father confronts his 16-year-old son over coming home late while son insists on independence

@OzorNdiOzor @PThussy34 Did not warrant jungle justice.. Nigeria is a mess.

@PThussy34 We was found attempting to waybill a pistol in the park..

This is Usman Nuhu. Yesterday, Usman Nuhu and his unit, operating under the Effurun Area Command in Delta State, brutally killed an unidentified young man. Background on Usman Nuhu: Formerly attached to the Rapid Response Squad (RRS, formerly known as SARS), where he has faced multiple allegations of extrajudicial killings. Previously posted at the Divisional Police Headquarters in Illah. Reportedly transferred due to repeated misconduct and excessive use of force. Usman Nuhu is currently in police custody. However, he did not act alone. Other officers involved in the incident are reportedly being shielded, with strong indications of an ongoing cover-up.

@LBGamestips Na skit..

This woman kicked her husband out of their home in Europe not knowing that the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 has made a new law which states that when you divorce your husband you will leave the country 😂 I’m sure that we won’t be seeing videos of Nigerian women fighting their husbands in UK 🇬🇧 anymore.

@TrendingEx Bottom line... a church is a business.. he has a point though

Trending Video: “I sacked everybody in my media team, they lacked common sense. One drank tea on duty and poured it on a ₦3M Alienware laptop and came to tell me, I take responsibility. How? His salary is ₦120k.” — Michael Orokpo

@mrwtffacts I hope she does not replay it. That will teach him the lesson..

@OzorNdiOzor He is a boy's scout.. they guy has had more attempts to his life than most President..allegedly..

I don’t get what’s actually going on here, I mean, the pistol is supposed to do what exactly? Shoot at a threat automatically or what??

@JohnnyDowling10 @E_MindsetHQ 😂😂😂😂😂 this story....😂😂🤣🤣

@E_MindsetHQ Had a guy at work once who used to disappear during the day for a few hours every couple of weeks with no clue to where he had gone, then a couple of months later he didn't come in at all. We found out that he had a secret hobby of robbing post offices and had been arrested 🤣

We had a guy at work who vanished every day at 3pm. Laptop shut. Gone. No explanation. He’d reappear at 4:30 like nothing happened. This went on for six months. We figured it had to be something serious—maybe medical. Nobody asked. But things started slipping. Deadlines missed. He even skipped two client calls once. Finally, the boss pulled him aside: “Where are you going every day?” “Handling something personal.” “On company time?” He looked at the clock and said: “It’s 3pm.” Like that answered everything.

@yabaleftonline I am just laughing here cos Kim K is on that list.. what a guy.. yuck!

Ray J says he has slept with over 11,500 women. 😳

@official_QV Thank God for youtube.

Never lie about Excel on your CV. My first job they asked if I knew Excel. I said yes. I knew how to type in cells and do basic addition. That was my Excel. First week they sent me a file. It had 47 sheets. Formulas pulling data from one sheet to another automatically. Numbers updating in real time when you changed one cell. Charts that rebuilt themselves. I opened it and just stared. Closed my laptop. Went to the bathroom. Stood there for 10 minutes sweating profusely. Came back and opened YouTube. That night I learned more about Excel than I had in my entire life. Because I had told someone I knew it and now I had to know it. Excel is not Microsoft Office. It is a full programming environment dressed in a spreadsheet. People who call it basic have only ever used the surface. Go deeper and you will find something that can automate your entire business without writing a single line of code. I know because I went back to that file. Understood every formula. Built three more like it by the end of that month. Never lie about Excel on your CV. But never underestimate it either.

@instablog9ja From where to where sir.??. from which statistical body sir?

“6 out of 10 university students are into Yahoo Yahoo” — EFCC chairman Olanipekun Olukoyede says

@toshine4u Na so them dey do. She can pay association money and not go. Alot of hair stylist do this.. bad pekin sef get him good time/side.

Please I have an urgent matter that, I want you all to enlighten me on. One of My Sister in Nigeria is a professional hair stylist. There's these so called "Hair stylist associations" they invited her to, within the sh0p street. Although, she told them that she's not interested in doing an associations but, they said its a MUST for her to do. Now, my Siter called me on ph0ne to Rep0rt to me that those Associations have come to invade her sh0p by taking away her wave-on and some accessories. I need an enlightenment on this issue because I want to make arrest on everyone involved in that so-called Association.

@channelstv They should have approved 1trillion dollar.

JUST IN: Reps Approve Tinubu’s $516m Loan Request channelstv.com/2026/04/28/jus…

@imakun122 Catch 22 right there

BREAKING: B@ndits abduct 100 Cult!sts in Jos during the in!tiation of new members in the bush along Jos, Bauchi road.

@BSAT_Properties Thank God for your life. To God be the glory.. what do you think must have caused this collapse?

"I am just sitting here on my plastic chair, staring at the wall and thanking God. This afternoon, I went to the building site where I’m working as a supervisor. I was supposed to be standing right under the new decking to check the measurements with the boys. Usually, I don’t move until the work is done, but suddenly, I felt this strong urge to go to my car and carry the pure water I bought. I didn't even spend up to two minutes at the car. As I was opening the boot, I heard a sound like a bomb GBOA! I turned around and the entire decking we just finished casting had collapsed. The heavy iron rods and all the wet cement landed exactly where I was standing just a few seconds before. Dust was everywhere, and people were running and shouting. My boys ran to me, crying, thinking I was buried under that cement. When they saw me standing by my car, holding a bag of water, they all fell to their knees. I am a grown man, but I broke down and started crying like a baby. If I didn't move to get that water, they would have been digging my body out from under that iron and stone by now. My wife would have become a widow this afternoon just like that. I am still wearing my dusty boots as I write this. I don’t have much, but I have my life. God really looked at my face today. He sent me on a small errand just to save my life. I couldn't hold this testimony. Truly,, This God is alive! " © Realmz

@larromsglamour @Wizarab10 You are right. But better to be single than marry another person with principalities and powers. One can get a lady or guy for companionship not necessarily marriage.

@Wizarab10 Yes! It's not good for a man to be alone. Loneliness can lead to depression.

If you have to dissolve your marriage for whatever reason, will you marry again?

@Wizarab10 No. Marriage is not for everyone.. partnership yes ...

@Prince_dc21_ This guy is funny..from not wanting the child to wanting the boy. Abi is it because she gave birth to a Son?..

"The lady is my baby's mom. Actually, ​we dated for 3 years when I was still in the country. She got pregnant for me about a month before I left for abroad Then, I was just a young man full of ambition & i didn't want a kid back then. so, I asked her to do away with it but then, she rejected my proposal even after pressuring her on several occasions, she said 'No" A actually, i had never planned on marrying her or have a baby with her. I was just age 24, still a very young man to start thinking of having a baby nor a family while still struggling. Any man in my shoes will understand this, Moreover, I had someone I was really in love & serious with, My baby's mom was angry & wouldn't talk to me after I disclosed this to her. I was just a young boy having fun like my mates. I actually didn't know she was taking our relationship that seriously. ​After she refused doing as i told, I left the country very angry with her & didn't talk to her for over a year. Then somehow, I found out she had my baby. I felt bad but also excited to see my child. I wanted to be in my son's life, so, I asked my parents to help me make things right with her family & they accepted my apology & allowed me into my baby's life Now, I'm sending money for my child's food & things. But my baby's mom here keeps asking for more money. I'm confused cuz she was never like this. She never bothered me for money in my humble beginnings when we were together; instead, she was very supportive. But now, I'm spending on a single baby like a man who is married with 5 children! Almost everyday is one complain to another needing financial assistance, ​I don't understand what's happening, but I've been so pissed off lately cuz I believe she's using my son to extort money from me. It's just 3 years gone but; she has added weight & looking so fresh & beautiful unlike the real her that i used to know. Obviously, it's cuz of the money I've been sending. i strongly believe she's been exploiting me all these time cuz she wasn't never looking like this before I left for the States,& she knows this. And as such, I've asked her to give my child to my parents, but she's insisting on keeping him, just so that she can be using my baby to steal from me. i talked to my parents & several meetings have been held on this particular issue, but she keeps being stubborn. ​Esther, I won't argue any further, but I want the world & my son to know, in case you try to feed him with the usual lies single mothers usually tell their child concerning their biological father. Just incase you go spreading rumors against me. I'm not a bad father & i want the world & especially my son to know in future that i tried to be in his life but your greed & st_born,nez has chased me away! I'll still be waiting, & I'm honestly giving you until this month end to reconsider and take my baby to my parents' home, and if you still don't, then fine!! Try me Esther!!! Just try me!!!"