Bumpy J. Nolan

@Kristinartz Take notes and save them...Oh, and I'm age 66, and I never got the memo concerning how I'm supposed to dress and act - not since I was under age 12, actually.~

My neighbor is 66, but she still dresses in acts like she's much younger. What do you think i should do!?

@JoelFeldmanPhD 🍻

@bumpy_bnolan69 🫡

Military Did any member of your family serve in the military? Why?

@Am_hailey For some reason unknown to me, most folks seem to look down on janitors... Many years ago as a young man when my military enlistment was up - I was a paratrooper - I took a job as a janitor, one of the best jobs I ever had.

I work part-time at McDonald’s. 🍔 I flip patties. I take orders. I salt fries. 🍟 And despite the criticism, the jokes, and the people who look down on me, I’m not embarrassed. I’m a mom doing what I have to do to provide, survive, and keep moving forward. Every honest dollar matters. No job is beneath me when my responsibilities are depending on me. You can laugh if you want, but my bills don’t care about pride. My kids don’t eat opinions. So I’ll keep showing up, working hard, and doing the best I can with what I have. ❤️ bc I had a 🏠🔥 and need this 

@japan_nobunaga Dad gave me a .410 shotgun when I was age 10 - fast forward 56 years - I now own 3 12-gauge shotguns, two .22 rifles, and three AR-15s, along with five handguns in assorted calibers.

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?

@steveth75737857 3)

so...

@moveon_9910 I was the TV remote control in the 1960s...🤨

Something is wrong in this 1960s living room. Can you spot it?

@WorkElizab Buy at least 5000 condoms and USE them...That way, maybe I'll have some money 43 years later! 😁

You wake up tomorrow and it's 1983. What are you doing first?

@Zaira583642 106. 🤨 Hopefully, women in my life will be replaced with something else by then...🍺🤣😂🤣

@AntiLeftMemes I don't know...they look like "bummers" to me. Maybe if I have my laptop along and we watch The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad... youtu.be/EYMjvXdrZIw

Would you? A. Accept B. Decline

@ronsterd89 I'm going to say TANG. Maybe it is still around, I dunno.🤷🤷‍♀️ youtu.be/QTU4sKVmT6o

I saw this ⬇️⬇️⬇️ on a trucking forum I belong to and thought it was funny, so...🤷🤣😂🤣

@steveth75737857 17. 🍼 Er. 🍺

so...

@SGTWipper1Each I would try other choices before making Ibuprofen a habit - kidneys do NOT repair themselves if damaged. The V.A. used to prescribe strong Ibu to me for my lumbar stenosis that I ate like candy, and now I have Stage 3 kidney disease.

Back hurts today. Should I: A. Take 800mg Ibuprofen B. Change my socks C. Drink water D. Drive on

The jaws of justice are everywhere. tinyurl.com/4uztaapr

@JayJosephVet @vancegwynn Had me going for a minute until I started to read the comments... *I'm still puking out the bidumb administration, I guess.* 🤷

@vancegwynn It's Satire

The Army enjoyed it's 4 years under the last Commander In Chief a little too much

@BhattiLaib9960 I'm sorry I saw this post and can't believe I'm posting on it...

How would you respond to him?😂

@Sofia50020Sofia Take up archery as a hobby...🏹

Any advice to her..

@lady_valor_07 youtu.be/b78RfUCw_fU

What song do you think was playing in the background? 🎶

@SGTWipper1Each FUBAR...always guarantees quizzical looks from civilians. 🤷🤣

What's your favorite Military abbreviation or phrase?