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I was walking through Trader Joe’s with my 3 yr old and a man came up to my son… Man: “You’re so handsome! You’re gonna be a Lady Killer.” My son looked so confused and as the man started walking away my son said in a tiny voice “I want to be an Octopus” 🐙 🤣🤣

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time

my mood goes 📈📉📈📉📈📉 everyday

Neurodivergent people shouldn’t have to fake extroversion just to get hired. Some of us are brilliant in writing, not small talk. The system is exhausting.

My mutuals that are agains love forgive me🙏🙏 My selling of kidney went successful and my love G wagon is ready🤩😍😍 So you choose any type of car.@jesse187013

one day we gon get it all but until then, thank God for another day to get to it

gossips preach the gospel of your swag

Bashing the LGBTQ community as mental illness while completely ignoring THIS mental illness is wild work:

Him: Why are you sucking me like this. Me: I need my hair done Friday.

Me Sacrificing the first layer of onion to avoid unnecessary stress >>>>>

The urge to vent but keeping your business private is such a frustrating combo.

Man, I used to think every meltdown, every time I burned out in social situations, or just wondered why everything felt so damn hard... it was all proof I was broken or lazy. Then I found out I’m autistic. Turns out life didn’t suddenly get harder — I just stopped hating myself for shit that was never my fault. The anger after that? Yeah, it makes total sense. We weren’t “fine” before. We were just tired and beating ourselves up every day.

I don't think being romantic requires a lot of money. I think it requires creativity and thoughtfulness and that's a lot of people’s problem they lack creativity

Edible high really be doing way too much 😂

In few days it's June 1st again.

Verbal abuse be crazy like you really saying all that to intentionally try to break me but in the same breath say you love me?

The lost art of martial arts filmmaking

would you stay inside your house for 7 straight days if someone paid you $850,000 ?

hey vagina owners, did you know that apparently when you're sitting in someone's lap they can feel IT on their legs, i am never sitting in anyone's lap ever again. never.

Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 84848284 times.. it’s me, I’m bitches

Sooo, my bitch ass neighbor called the police cuz I was smoking on the balcony. The police got here and ask where the weed at, I said I smoked it all. They said where'd u buy it, I said from the neighbor now they at his house looking searching his shit.