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"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." —Leonardo da Vinci

@nathaliejacoby1 Whatever it is, it should be more harsh than he wanted to treat *shoplifters*. He's caused people to not be alive anymore, and done worse to generations of people around the world all for his runaway ego.

@kilday_morgan oddly the same bald spot too!

This little shit weasel is only 47.

@FanoftheBand20 @GOP @Jim_Jordan Prison gangs have entered the chat

Hey @GOP no one who combs there hair this way should lead anything. @Jim_Jordan #HouseSpeaker #clownshow #VoteBlue

@grhdhp @ZaleskiLuke @CommunityNotes pretty sure you did not mean to compliment liberals as much as you just did.

@ZaleskiLuke @CommunityNotes Misinformation that is another term for “disagreeing with a liberal narrative”

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@elijah_energy @SteveScalise @SpeakerMcCarthy Yes, eat the adults in the room. With love, dems ;)

@SteveScalise @SpeakerMcCarthy Good to know you are a RINO- Thanks!

We have a lot of work to do. Now is not the time for distractions. I’m committed to continuing to work with @SpeakerMcCarthy and our entire leadership team on reducing spending, securing our border, and fighting for hardworking Americans.

@LaLa716NY @realDonaldTrump 100% of people who post this crap are missing teeth. prove me wrong

@LaLa716NY @EngineerTestFL @MaxTwain24 @MaxNordau Well, you must be smart with that vocabulary. Surprised NYC hasn't swept out the rats yet. Maybe soon!

@elonmusk When are you going to update the .com? Go all in on your fuck up so we can all enjoy more

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@sajwani @11thJeff @elonmusk Trying to win a stupid contest here Hassan?

@11thJeff @elonmusk And what a stupid you are …. still giving him $8 / month + increasing advertising revenues on his platform by complaining on it !! 🤣

Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved!

@RahmaDje1 @Crypto__Diva @Cobratate you lied. you literally just told him, how's he gonna believe a liar? c'mon Rahma!

@Crypto__Diva @Cobratate Andrew, no one will ever tell you this. This is a test from God. He is testing the strength of your faith in Him. Just be patient. Hold on to your religion, you are the strongest, do not give up, God will grant you victory, we are with you, we love you, we support you.

Free Andrew Tate @Cobratate Free the Truth 🙏

@DrNormanF @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen Now which came up with a fake reason not to? You are a disgrace to glasses because they usually make people look smart but you’re dumber than rocks, my dude.

@chasingab @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen Neither Clinton, Bush or Obama served. So save it.

BREAKING: Donald Trump wants to be handcuffed behind his back and do a perp walk when he is arrested, according to advisors, per the Guardian. He allegedly said that he didn’t care if he got shot during a perp walk, claiming it would make him “a martyr,” and it would probably win him the 2024 election. That’s how sick and twisted Donald Trump really is. How in the world could anyone think that it’s a good idea to have this nut-job run the country again? If he were to win in 2024, Democracy and our Republic would die.

@DrNormanF @kady83116135 @VetsforFried @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen Trump always did like the poor and uneducated, you do fit right in.

@chasingab @kady83116135 @VetsforFried @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen Typical words from a typical person who probably voted for Hillary Clinton. Trump was the best President since Reagan. You just didn't like him. Partisan hack.

@DrNormanF @kady83116135 @VetsforFried @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen Did you, like, snort the koolaid or??

@DrNormanF @kady83116135 @VetsforFried @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen Bernie Sanders every appear in your dreams before you wake up screaming?

@RepMTG Please lock yourselves up when you get there

I’m leading a bipartisan delegation from the Oversight Committee to the DC Jail on Friday.

@Ishii12321 @EdKrassen Guys said child atomizer like kids don’t actually die every day. What a sad pathetic excuse of a tool.

@EdKrassen Short barreled rifle is a made up arbitrary term that makes literally no sense. Apparently having a barrel under 16 inches is fine if it doesn't have a stock, but the instant it does have a stock somehow it's a child atomizer despite being the exact same gun as before.

BREAKING: Lauren Boebert just attacked the ATF rule banning pistol braces. She said the ban is “extremely dangerous” because “it’s causing millions of boating accidents nation wide.” She really is that stupid. Pistol braces allow people to turn pistols into short-barreled rifles. Short-barreled rifles have been illegal for 89 years. I can’t believe there is this much stupidity in one congressperson.

@DrNormanF @kady83116135 @VetsforFried @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen There’s an asshole there if you can’t see it check if your glasses are on

@kady83116135 @VetsforFried @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen I'm reading it the way it is posted.

@DrNormanF @USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen On the contrary Trump was too soft to even serve and never earned respect his daddy’s money didn’t buy. You’re a cheap tool

@USMC03171 @JoshuaBSlater @bigeliw @EdKrassen Anti-trump servicemen are the worst. You dishonor your uniform.

@div4gravity @BradHarter5 @Tim_Newby9 @EdKrassen You mean like how he avoided serving in the military because he was too soft? That kind of “man”?