chris red(failed)

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chris red(failed)

@chrisredfailed

everyone’s favourite punching bag — silly rp, parody account (brought by yours truly @corcnacht)

24 (arguing w/ wesk & tofu) Joined Nisan 2026

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·3d

“I can't keep running away, I have to face the truth - accept responsibility. That's the only way I'll ever remember. The only way I'll get my life back.” ᝰ🚬 (admin’s @corcnacht) — multi ship (oc x canon welcome) just here for fun, any RE era chrisredfailed.straw.page

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·33s

@CarlaNotAda @EthanWinters529 CARLA LEAVE ETHAN ALONE, HE CANNOT AND WILL NOT DIE AGAIN

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Carla Radames@CarlaNotAda·27m

@EthanWinters529 @chrisredfailed YOU’RE A B.O.W THAT’S EVEN BETTER GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD AND/OR ANY MINOR ORGAN YOU WILL NOT MISS

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·5h

EXCUSE ME?!? THE BACKGROUND?!? CARLA, EXPLAIN YOURSELF @CarlaNotAda

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1m

@EthanWinters529 @CarlaNotAda thank you, ethan 😔😔

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Ethan Winters@EthanWinters529·47m

@chrisredfailed @CarlaNotAda Oh!.. yikes.. my condolences, Chris

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1m

@tofuhateschris shut up, he’s alive and well

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tofu@tofuhateschris·48m

@chrisredfailed for now at the cost of Ethan winters

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·56m

WHOEVER GETS ON MY SIDE WILL GET FREE BICEPS PICS FOR LIFE PLEASE HELP

tofu@tofuhateschris

ALL WHO LOVE TOFU WE MUST TEAM UP TO GET CHRIS REDFAILED

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1m

@EthanWinters529 @CarlaNotAda //I KNOW, RIGHT?? IT’S PERFECT

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Ethan Winters@EthanWinters529·49m

@chrisredfailed @CarlaNotAda // MY JAW DROPPED, THE WAY CARLA WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THAT, THO

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·2m

@4ng3l0fD0m1n10n it seems so many people are concerned about my eating habits, so I might take your advice and go order a steak

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♡⋆˙ Valentine Lovette ˙⋆♡@4ng3l0fD0m1n10n·9m

@chrisredfailed Please for the love of God eat something and don't just smoke.

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·5h

rate my dinner, guys

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·3m

@4ng3l0fD0m1n10n yes??

♡⋆˙ Valentine Lovette ˙⋆♡@4ng3l0fD0m1n10n·9m

@chrisredfailed ...Chris.

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·3m

@Convict_Coen TELL THEM, BILLY!! nobody torments, looks badly at, hurt or even mocks rebecca. Leave the diva alone

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𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝑪øεｎ@Convict_Coen·8m

@chrisredfailed Not only are they gonna have to go through you THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME NEXT

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·10h

absolutely not, stay away from her, she’s not a possession. Rebecca, get behind me chrisredfailed.straw.page

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·4m

@DarkShad_ you should indeed be proud, he is so much like you

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Wesk@DarkShad_·15m

@chrisredfailed Well, now you miss me huh? Tofu is my student tho. Tofu makes me proud. I have reached Tofu quite well

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·1h

when am I not in trouble in here?? Tofu has assembled his own personal team to hunt me down. Maybe wesker wasn’t so bad

Redfield@CHoundwolf

@chrisredfailed I think you are in a trouble now

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·5m

@DarkShad_ well, do tell, wesk, or else??

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Wesk@DarkShad_·16m

@chrisredfailed Chris, consider this ur warning. You better leave tofu alone. or else..

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·58m

well thank fucking god, I didn’t wanna live forever anyway, I mean have you seen my life, buddy?? 😭😭

tofu@tofuhateschris

tofu is forever Chris is temporary I am immortal I can’t be killed

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·5m

@borkoweapon you are a good boy, so you absolutely can. You get free extra treats for life from now on

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Garmr@borkoweapon·27m

@chrisredfailed my mum is making me take your side even though she gets free biceps every day can i have a treat

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·6m

@CHoundwolf we’re in this together, brother

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Redfield@CHoundwolf·34m

@chrisredfailed I dont need the pics to be at your side, but Im in

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·6m

@claire_red45294 I knew I could count on my sister

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claire redfield ★@claire_red45294·35m

@chrisredfailed i don't really know tofu so i'm on your side minus the pictures

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·6m

@RPD_Rookie_1998 did wesker teach you that??

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Leon S. Kennedy@RPD_Rookie_1998·15m

@chrisredfailed CHRIS!!!

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·7m

don’t listen to her, I WILL send the biceps pics

ada wrong@adawrongisback

Also, he tried to manipulate Leon’s gear into liking him only to help him kill my innocent Tofu, along with trying to lure his followers by promising biceps pics that he won’t send

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·9m

the fact that you forgot about my ongoing rivalry with wesker and me killing a seemingly innocent boulder leaves me very disappointed, ada wrong

ada wrong@adawrongisback

why is @chrisredfailed problematic, a thread :

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·49m

@tofuhateschris luckily for you I have one that survived

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tofu@tofuhateschris·49m

@chrisredfailed no one wants your biceps pics save it for a team that won’t die

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·50m

@valentine88303 we are here for you, partner

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Jill Valentine@valentine88303·20h

...she needs her emotional support Redfields....

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·52m

@adawrongisback @CHoundwolf always your priority, how considerate

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ada wrong@adawrongisback·53m

@chrisredfailed @CHoundwolf you

Redfield@CHoundwolf·1h

@chrisredfailed I think you are in a trouble now

Leon S. Kennedy@RPD_Rookie_1998

@adawrongisback @tofuhateschris OKAY. CHRIS, YOU BOULDER PUNCHING BITCH!!!

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·52m

@adawrongisback since my muscles require them

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ada wrong@adawrongisback·54m

@chrisredfailed go find another source of protein, since when is it okay to eat entire family???

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·56m

you won’t take me away from my daily protein

ada wrong@adawrongisback

I’m calling all the Leons in love with me, we need to protect our child from the Chris who want to eat them

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chris red(failed)@chrisredfailed·53m

@adawrongisback not my fault my gear’s still stuck in trying to figuring out how this app works, they’ll get here eventually

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ada wrong@adawrongisback·56m

@chrisredfailed well maybe you should have think twice before eating Tofu’s parents and then trying to manipulate Leon’s gear into liking you just for your own interest

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