Alan Joseph

I am permitted to make etaoin shrdlu Jokes on Twitter...

Can someone please use math or science to explain what the fuck just happened to the entire month of January?

God damn, Sara! Savage.

Get creative! Hum it, play it, beat-box it - recreate the #AmazonGreatIndianSale, tune in a video & win a ₹10k GC! amp.twimg.com/v/937309c2-d34…

Mitron, jao khol lo apna startup! #StartupIndia

New record-breaking prime number is mind-bogglingly big at 22 million digits cnet.co/1S3QhEg

Such is the life of a sysadmin ... #Linux #Unix #IT #Life #Truth

•@Amazon's VP explains how Prime Air delivery drones will work engt.co/1U8KEUh

How we can make crops survive without water: t.ted.com/RXGU2wY

This strange creature was found in a New Zealand bay - what is it?

This Coffee Table is Based on a Scene From 'Inception' — bit.ly/1O99u2k

No you don't. Fuck you. twitter.com/CNN/status/688…

Maybe your dog isn't "lost" at all. Maybe he's roaming the plains, finally free from your drywall prison. Maybe you the one whose lost.

Q8) How many sisters does Joey from Friends have? Name all of them. #FlipkartBigTVDays

RIP Ian Murdock (1973–2015), the founder of Debian project. You'll be missed.

Watch Fauja Singh,104yr marathon icon's story and salute his spirit to keep running with India #100andRunning. amp.twimg.com/v/be58b063-c8f…

Self-folding material helps the lazy with origami theverge.com/2016/1/9/10738… pic.twitter.com/lCZDC1JUfy

Cool frozen lake in #Himalayas! #YearInSpace