dykey damelio

face reveal but you’ve seen my face before & ive had 5 margs 😐

Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply

this is my—

Broken phone to match our system / society

Deleted Hinge, time to start looking for my wife on Chicago Twitter

Last night I was having so much fun at the club, dancing, getting lit.. and my girl turns to me and says “I can see in your eyes you’re sad” and I wonder how many other people notice

*dog

I'm always embarrassed that i kinda like everything at urban outfitter

gays españoles alabando a la virgen maria

Omw to make it eight

“appreciate” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@jk_rowling Oh my god, SHUT UP

i would’ve paid soooo much money to be in a class w this guy

happy persian new year to all you funny people in my phone! luv ya!

The Fallas festival in Valencia has already begun, and we have had our first casualty. Morrissey has cancelled his show because he couldn't sleep. Fallas is noise 🙉 , fireworks🎆... and there is a light that never goes out! 😎 Enjoy today’s mascletá!

worst part ab being a lesbian is never being able to defend a terrible man by saying “i know him. i know his heart.” just seems like the girls have a lot of fun w that one

ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

The Book of More Men